Masturbation, Sex and Hotels

[absolutjock]

Hotel sex/hookups are the best. Even when traveling alone I'll usually get a room with 2 queen beds. One for playing in and one for sleeping in. (I like fresh sheets to sleep in haha).

But in cities when staying in high rise hotels, I find it so hot fucking in front of the big windows looking out onto the city.

W hotels are fun, there's a couple that have padded bench seats by the windows and mirrors on the ceiling above them right next to the windows... obviously made for some fun.

You and I are very similar travelers. And as for the W Hotel, if you haven’t visited the W Times Square, plan a stay next time you’re in NYC with a fuck buddy. The huge windows on one side give direct view into your room to guests staying at the Marriott across the street. Fuck with the lights on at night and you’ll get an audience.

It gets especially hot when you realize how thin the walls are and your neighbors are listening to everything as well.

We enjoyed ending our evenings fucking directly in the window... me taking her from behind with her tits banging up against the hard glass and then just as I’m cumming, she’d turnaround, and kneel down so everyone could see me finish all over her face.

This was our nightly routine for 3 nights when we visited last September. It was a good trip.

We’re in London this week... not at a W, but another SPG hotel called the Wellesly Knightsbridge. One of the best hotels for shower fucking I’ve ever seen. The entire bathroom is mirrors.

Plus, if you are the type that just likes to show off, there is a cigar lounge in the lobby of this hotel you should check out. The bathroom urinals are right in front of the bathroom door with no dividers.... I had some fun standing there with my veiny Churchill hanging out and getting some obvious doubletakes.

 

[DuffyW]

I not only jerk off and have sex in hotels I jerk off at places I work, resturants, even hospitals I like to plant my seed everywhere.

 

[Harry Bogel]

Get naked , get HARD, CUM.......rinse,repeat. View attachment 1476733 View attachment 1476734 View attachment 1476735 View attachment 1476736 View attachment 1476737 View attachment 1476738

I would like to check into this room with my wife!!

 

[HorseHung40's]

This post truly amazes me for several reasons; however, the most irritating thing is this posting's inference that masturbation is somehow illicit and dirty. It is neither of those things.

Masturbation IS safe sex.

It does not cause:
1.) Blindness... as the holy rollers would have you believe;
2.) Baldness... as a guidance once said in school;
3.) Unplanned pregnancies... to the relief of all concerned;
4.) Sexually transmitted diseases... to the relief of those that would otherwise have them.

It is:
1.) A source of sexual release... as I can attest, having a sex drive that is much higher than that of my wife;
2.) A source of pleasure!

For those of you reading this, please consider masturbation is a more favorable light than many of you do.

Also... know this... for all of you, who will invariably send me emails, offering sex or requesting photos of my penis... forget it... not interested.

 

[CUBE]

All in on jacking off but I’m not a fan of damaging anything in a hotel room.

 

[Powerstroke1987]

when i used to be away from home in hotels i took the opportunity to be naked as much as possible and jack my dick

 

[658717]

Check in, get naked , workout , get HARD, walk around the room with a HARDON, CUM, shower , nap.

 

[PornForPatric]

I travel quite a bit and have had some fun experiences in hotels. I do love to have a good wank when I reach my room after a long flight. A few times I've hit up Grindr or Scruff for a wank buddy at the hotel. On a recent trip to Atlanta I had a nice, but fast, wank session with a guy working at the hotel. It was a great start to my trip! There is something hot about jerking it in a hotel room. Maybe it is just doing it in a new place.

I shot this video a few years ago. I was staying at a gay hotel in Fort Lauderdale. I'd had fun earlier but was still a little bit horny. Sat outside my room and had a nice wank. Gay hotels are a great place to wank outdoors or put on a show at your room's window.
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[LPSG Support]

This thread is great but also messes with my head. I always knew there were TONS of loads blown in every hotel room I've stayed in. That said before this thread I never really thought about it. Now I realise just how much cum has been blown all over every room I've been in. I might have to dexter sheet my next hotel room.

 

[LPSG Support]

Check in, get naked , workout , get HARD, walk around the room with a HARDON, CUM, shower , nap. View attachment 1494914 /QUOTE]
Did this help you run faster or did you stick to the pavement?

 

[JJLondon]

This thread is great but also messes with my head. I always knew there were TONS of loads blown in every hotel room I've stayed in. That said before this thread I never really thought about it. Now I realise just how much cum has been blown all over every room I've been in. I might have to dexter sheet my next hotel room.

This thread is great but also messes with my head. I always knew there were TONS of loads blown in every hotel room I've stayed in. That said before this thread I never really thought about it. Now I realise just how much cum has been blown all over every room I've been in. I might have to dexter sheet my next hotel room.

Same. I can only imagine what happens in the bathrooms.

Amazing thought though and will have to try it!

 

[Altoid]

Check in, get naked , workout , get HARD, walk around the room with a HARDON, CUM, shower , nap.

so many different temptations its almost mean

 

[658717]

Faster!!! I just slid down the sidewalk and slipped into some guy’s orifice . ;-)

 

[1337414]

Faster!!! I just slid down the sidewalk and slipped into some guy’s orifice . ;-)

You were supposed to come IN your sneakers
Not cum ON your sneakers
I thought you were the SOUL of discretion?

And I asked you to step into my OFFICE
Not slip into my ORIFICE

NICE BUM BY THE WAY.
Haven't seen so much of those peachy mounds before!
I could bury my face in your bum!
No need to ring room service for an extra pillow!

 

[1337414]

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What the f**k did you need the ironing board for??
You surely don't iron your suitcase full of briefs?
And you walk around naked all the time anyway.
Do you expect me to believe that you EVER wear any clothes which need ironing??

And about the sticky mess you keep on leaving on the hotel furniture?
The maid is refusing to clean your room any more.
So I'm going to have to cum myself and lick that all up!
There's going to have to be an extra charge,
Unless you show me personally everything you do in your room all day to make such a sticky mess!?

The Hotel Manager.

 

[dude77007]

I need to wear rubber gloves the next time I go to a hotel.

 

[658717]

You were supposed to come IN your sneakers
Not cum ON your sneakers
I thought you were the SOUL of discretion?

And I asked you to step into my OFFICE
Not slip into my ORIFICE

NICE BUM BY THE WAY.
Haven't seen so much of those peachy mounds before!
I could bury my face in your bum!
No need to ring room service for an extra pillow!

Thanks for putting a SMILE on my face!!

 

[658717]

What the f**k did you need the ironing board for??
You surely don't iron your suitcase full of briefs?
And you walk around naked all the time anyway.
Do you expect me to believe that you EVER wear any clothes which need ironing??

And about the sticky mess you keep on leaving on the hotel furniture?
The maid is refusing to clean your room any more.
So I'm going to have to cum myself and lick that all up!
There's going to have to be an extra charge,
Unless you show me personally everything you do in your room all day to make such a sticky mess!?

The Hotel Manager.

LICK to your heart’s content. I’ll just make another mess. ;-)

 

[1337414]

LICK to your heart’s content. I’ll just make another mess. ;-)

The Directors have insisted that I personally put a stop to you making a sticky mess.
The only solution I could cum up with is that I will have to take every cum shot directly into my mouth to stop you ruining the hotel furnishings.
Do you have any idea how long it takes to get your dried spunk off our mirrors?
My tongue is exhausted with all the licking I have to do.
I'm just going to have to swallow my pride and every drop of spunk your balls produce.
It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
So I'm down on my knees ready to take your next delivery.
Take it slow, and make sure it all goes in my mouth.
Sometimes I love my job.

The Hotel Manager.

PS I need to save the wear and tear on our couches too.
So you're just going to have to sit on my face from now on.

 

[658717]

Check in, flirt with the front desk clerk , take a shower , nap, take a few COCK pics , get HARD, CUM, stay HARD, CUM again , clean up my MESS.........nap.

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