Masturbation

Discussion in 'The Healthy Penis' started by D_Istaphium Dogvomit, Oct 18, 2009.

  1. D_Istaphium Dogvomit

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    I don't know. I have sex about once every two weeks but the time in between is really boring. I usually masturbate around 5-6 times a week but I'm losing creativity.

    Just a quick question of interest:

    How do you masturbate?

    -do you use a dildo?
    -do you finger yourself?
    -with a condom on?
    -I don't know. Just throwing some ideas for remembering out there.

    Put up pictures of yourself masturbating!
     
  2. D_Farmoure Dickthanyew

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    Have never used a dildo or fingered myself. Usually just use the good ol' right hand. Sometimes I switch hands, play with my balls a little bit.

    I make a knock-off Fleshlight sometimes. Take a latex glove and wrap it in a towel (or shirt or something), leave a bit of an overhang and pull it back over the towel. Now you got yourself a nice little hole to fuck. Lube it up and go to town. You can add pressure and loosen up just by adjusting your grip. It works like a charm.
     
  3. D_Istaphium Dogvomit

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    Now that is a great idea! I think I may try that tonight. I'm gonna be so tired for work tomorrow. Haha.
     
  4. D_Farmoure Dickthanyew

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    Well I hope you enjoy it! It takes a couple tries to roll it to the right tightness. But it works great and alot cheaper than a real fleshlight.

    Next time you visit the doctors office or dentist make sure you grab a handful of gloves!
     
  5. D_Istaphium Dogvomit

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    Actually, I'm a pre-med student. I work as an assistant for a pediatrician. I will make sure to get some! Damn. I can't wait!
     
  6. Travel2Jack

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    I beat off all I can, love jacking off mostly on cam with guys who are really into it as well. Love strokin' my dick with Albolene..... feels incredible. Long jacking sessions, edging it, making it last. I also have a couple of Fleshlights. Feels so good, when you tighten down the end cap, which creates a lot suction. Lately, I prefer to just to use my hand..

    If any of you guys were on bate nation (which has closed down twice), there is a new site for guys into jacking off. It is bateworld Warning 18+ Only I just signed up, so don't know what it's like yet.. but if it is anything like bate nation. It should be cool.

    Damn, I think I will jack off now!
     
  7. D_Istaphium Dogvomit

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    try a loaf of white bread, not too fresh, bind it in tape to stop it exploding (!) and to hold it in shape. cut a hole smaller than your cock in one end, hold it hole up, slowly pour in 1/2 a cup of warm milk, then lay down on it and insert your cock and fuck it, slowly at first.
    I read about it as a teenager in my parents old "marriage manual", (poss "the perfect marriage" yellow cover, very homophobic and anti masturbation, bread was an example of perversions, great advice and a great fuck, I was very greatful.)
    Hope you enjoy it as much as I did. Let's know how you go..of course raw egg is always fun, but not for screwing it dries out too quickly and makes a strong glue!
     
  9. B_thickjohnny

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    I haven't read through the entire thread so maybe my question was answered. I am cut and masturbate dry. It's always worked well for me. I've used lubes and it was fine but jerking dry is just fine.

    An uncut guy was in the bed the other day and he jerked me off fairly quickly and easily - dry! I was jerking him - his foreskin was lose and easily went back and forth without problems. But apparently there was a problem. He told me that he couldn't jerk off dry! WTF, I thought that guys with foreskin had it much easier than cut guys (especially high and tight guys). His cock head and foreskin got really red and he had to spit on his hand to finish himself off. And it took forever!!

    Anyone else experience this? If you're cut or uncut, how do you jerk off?
     
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    Uncut and dry is easy enough, but a bit of lube always lends itself to a faster orgasm.

    I personally enjoy using a condom occasionally, or a rubber sleeve shaped like an arse. If I shower using the massage nozzle, I can cum hands free. That's pretty fun. The only time I moan while masturbating, because I've no control.
     
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    "Ideal Marriage" by Petrus Van Der Velden, very prescriptive, very puritanical. If I remember, oral sex was permissible as foreplay, but using it to get off he condemned as a terrible perversion.
     
  12. surferboy

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    step 1) load up porn site
    step 2) jerk off

    nothing to it
     
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