Masturbation

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  1. Big in the Pants

    Big in the Pants New Member

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    How many of you masturbate? And if so to what?(Magazine, computer images ect.) :blush:
     
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    I enjoy hung guys either on cam, or pics, and of course I love the ladies. Generic porn, really, nothing crazzzyy. Not a big fan of mags. though. Never anything interesting.
     
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    Everyone masturbates, but less than 1% do it as a science fair project.
     
  4. Altairion

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    If I did that as a science fair project, I might just need to practice my presentation for a few days to make sure I don't make any mistakes :D
     
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    I masturbate all the time! Usually twice a day. I normally don't use anything visual, just my imagination. Haha
     
  6. Franky

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    How many men masturbate? What a ridiculous question - every man masturbates, most at least once a day. I have masturbated about 40,000 times and shot well over 50 gallons of spunk during my lifetime.
    Masturbate to what? Anything - a woman, a man, a tree - anything will induce me to shoot off a load and I suspect most men are the same.

    Franky
     
  7. surferboy

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    EVERYONE masturbates. Even girls. Whoever says they don't is lying. And I blame this shame for something so natural on the Judeo-Christian religions because they say that masturbation is bad. I also blame our modern day society for like, making a woman who acknowledges her sexuality a slut. A dude sleeps with 10 chicks within a 3 day period, he's like, treated as a god. Now, if a chick were to even have 2 different partners within 2 days, he's called a slut, a whore. I think it's a totally wrong double standard. I've said it in another topic, but we, as humans, are sexual. If you have hang ups about yer own insecurities, then fine. But don't be an ass and like, put others down because you don't know how to enjoy life.


    Sorry for the rant and goin off on a tangent guys. But like, that double standard, along with the Judeo-Christian mindset that sexuality and pre-marital sex is bad, really ticks me off. Don't get me wrong. I have like, no problem with most people that come from Judeo-Christian religions. But there are those ass-backawards Fundies who need to realize we live in the 21st Century. I admire people who have faith in any religion, but a lot of people need to understand that:

    - the Bible was written by man, and has been changed SO many times it's unreal
    - just because yer one religion, doesn't mean everyone around you has to be *cough*PresidentBush*

    Again, sorry for the rant. To answer yer question, BitP, I totally jerk off. Been doin it since I was 12, and it was promoted in my house. My mom would buy a subscription of Playboy in her name for me. But now, thanks to the internet, if I feel like jerkin off to gay porn, I can. If I feel like jerkin off to a man a woman go at it, I can. If I feel like watchin lesbian porn, I can. Ok, I'm goin to bed, the half a valium I took is makin me ramble, I'm sorry guys -_-


    Edit: My prefered turner oner (I love making up words) is erotic literature. I'd much rather read some totally hot story than watch porn.
     
  8. Imported

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    snake_pidgeon: i tug atleast once a day, but recently its been about 6 times a day
     
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    I think it's a little simplistic to assume everyone masturbates - a heck of a lot of people do (and now, more than ever, are willing to admit to it), but there are absolutely guys and girls out there who don't do it (either because they don't have any sexual feelings, they have intense self-control etc). But they are very much the exception that proves the rule.

    Still, I'm pretty sure everyone who's an LPSG member has.
     
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    Masturbation - Even at my age, I still enjoy pulling off a load of sperm/semen. Not quite as frequent as when I was a teen, but I still enjoy life. As others here have stated in the past, and now verified by medical experts, ejaculation on a frequent basis contributes to prostate health. If no one else is available when I really get old, I will revert to my teen age habit of self pleasuring at least once a day. As it is, now, I get plenty of sexual action with the spouse. To clarify and answer the question in more depth: I do not need any visuals to enjoy my masturbation sessions. I can visualize in my mind. Afterall, the Brain, is the most responsive sex organ.
     
  11. SomeGuyOverThere

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    As with everyone else, I will join in by saying that everyone does.

    If they say they dont, they are falling victim to the social taboo of it that came about mainly because of the Reniessance thinknig that every sperm was a tiny, already formed person, so masturbating was like mass murder, and was considered bad.

    Ofcourse we know that isnt true now :p And its also been found that it is benificial for your mind and physical health. ;)
     
  12. Imported

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    Randarak: I've masturbated since I was 10. We had just acquired our first VCR, and my father had managed to get himself some porn from a friend of his. Being the nosy little bastard that I was, I discovered it, and when I put the tape in, I was astounded by what I saw. Since I had no girl, I mimicked the jerking off, and I had no idea what I was in for. :D

    Anyway, normally, I'd say I go at it once or twice daily, but I go through high and low periods, there are weeks where I am masturbating like crazy 4-5 times or more a day. Then there are other weeks when I don't do it very much at all.

    I cant imagine I'll stop anytime soon, unless my wife gives in to my demands of sex whenever I want it. :lol:
     
  13. jonb

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    Though every boy whose grandparents ever gave him a microscope has used it to make sure everything's working right.
     
  14. jonb

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    As for me, I masturbate a lot. To what? Memories and fantasies, mostly; when I do use erotic aids, it's in the form of text.
     
  15. jonb

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    Try to stop, but expect lots of "maybe tomorrow"s.
     
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    I honestly believe that the people who claim they don't are lying. Jerking off/fingering oneself is still a taboo. It's becoming more and more accepted, but like, it's still seen as "wrong" by the fundies.



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    I actually have a friend that does not masturbate, and has said that he never has. I was taken aback by this, but I honestly think he is the type that does not, which I take is very rare.

    Oh yeah, folk that can get some at will don&#39;t beat off, b/c ... duh&#33;&#33;&#33;

    Responding to the guy that ranted twice: I am a Christian, and I know that the Bible is man written, but I do follow it b/c I trust in its power, something that must b personally felt. I do masturbate, but I am making an effort to stop, but it takes a lot of self-control to do so.
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    I heavily doubt yer friend has never done it. Also, the guy that ranted has a name :p I&#39;m not saying it&#39;s wrong to follow to any kind of book that embodies yer religion (be it the Torah, the Qu&#39;ran, the Bible, etc). However, people need to learn that those books are very outdated, and that they&#39;ve been changed SO much from the original document. Now, why are you trying to stop? Because the Bible says it&#39;s a sin? Do you have a girlfriend that can help with the release?

    Jerking off is more than just pleasurable. It helps prevent prostate cancer, it relieves stress, it helps you to get to know yer body better and what turns ya on, and where yer errogenous (sp?) zones are. I can go on and on about the benefits. I mean, of course, it&#39;s entirely up to you, but I just don&#39;t understand why.
     
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    I honestly believe that the people who claim they don&#39;t are lying. Jerking off/fingering oneself is still a taboo. It&#39;s becoming more and more accepted, but like, it&#39;s still seen as "wrong" by the fundies.

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    That&#39;s a pretty dangerous attitude, thinking the only reason people aren&#39;t doing the same thing as you because of a rather vague notion of &#39;taboo&#39;. By that logic, you could argue the only reason all men don&#39;t have homosexual leanings is because it&#39;s taboo, or that the only reason we don&#39;t walk down the street naked is &#39;taboo&#39;.

    What&#39;s more, you could easily live by the Bible and still masturbate (Onan being struck down because of disobedience rather than jerking off) or have be an atheist who chooses not to.

    Obviously jerking off shouldn&#39;t be a taboo and everyone should be free to do what they want to. But the fundie line that &#39;no-one should&#39; and the liberal line that &#39;everyone must&#39; are equally ridiculous.
     
  18. B_DoubleMeatWhopper

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    To be perfectly honest, the Bible never mentions masturbation. Onan&#39;s act was coitus interruptus, not masturbation.
     
  19. B_DoubleMeatWhopper

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    Yeah, but both of them are very annoying people. :rolleyes:
     
  20. Imported

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    Herble:
    Can I masterbate you?
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