Well, it involves a blind eunuch and some other stuff, and that takes a lot of planning, so not often is the answer to your first question.
Aahhhh! So that's why Capt was complaining about mystery invoices from Trazlabam Erotic Circus Supplies and Performers.
Now I understand why there is a super top secret Married to the Mod forum.
You don't? I'm pretty much the opposite. Seeing requests for spank material as a question... followed by incessant requests for clarification like "how did it feel" and "where's your favorite place" without any other real contribution to the community.... gets me sooooooooo weeeeeeeeet!I certainly don't masturbate after coming here and seeing boring as fuck threads like this.
Green is the colour of sarcasm.