Masturbation

[24903]

Hey anyone have any good places to masturbate? I mean I'd love to pop a porn movie on and masturbate here on my computer but where does my semen go when I ejeculate? Does it go splat over the screen? Lol, well, I also don't like masturbating in my bed either because when I ejeculate there are semen stains that are left on my sheets; I mean after like 2 days you can't see them but I gotta get a good place. Is the bathroom a good place (shower or toilet)?

Thanks

 

[findfirefox]

Well I masturbate just about any where I feel comfortable, so I'm not going to be helpful here, but I don't like masturbation in the shower...

 

[24903]

I don't like masturbating in the shower either. I don't feel any excitement.

So you're saying you masturbate anywhere you feel comfortable at? Let's use your living room for an example. Do you just leave semen on the floor or if not, what do you do with it?

 

[findfirefox]

Well I'm a neat freak, so I usally cum on myself then I clean up, If i get any on the floor or anywhere else I'll wipe it up, if it leaves a mark, Ill get a cleaning agent.

 

[24903]

Lol I like to be neat too. That's why I'm asking for some good places cause for example the toilet you can just shoot it into the toilet ^^;

 

[TripodMillenium]

I've done it just about anywhere.... gets to be trouble sometimes.... lol I've ended up with some scary stains from when I was too young to care... lol

It's too hard to get off at any speed in the shower.... so I just end up sitting there sounding like someone's killing me for about 1/2 hour while I'm trying to get off.... lol but, it does feel good... lol if tiring...


I often just wack it in bed or in front of the comp.... sometimes in the living room on the couch or at the bathroom sink with it poking over above the sink.... recently I've taken to cumming in tp and tossing it or cumming in my hand and just eating it.

when I'm at the sink in my bathroom, I just wash it down the sink like anything else. ^^

 

[STYLYUNG]

For the ultimate in masturbation, fill the tip of a condom with KY LIQUID --not jell--roll- on the said condom to the very base of the shaft. Anchor the condom to the shaft base with a wide rubber band such as those used on a small bunch of brocolli. Squish the lube out of the tip down around the glans and part of the shaft. Start working, the pleasure felt will be just wonderful. The band will hold the condom on and you"ll be ready for a double feature. The band helps maintain the erection, too. Cut guys will think that they have grown a foreskin.

 

[findfirefox]

That sounds fun

 

[Dr Rock]

Hey anyone have any good places to masturbate?

anywhere around the crotch area is usually good

 

[yhtang]

For the ultimate in masturbation, fill the tip of a condom with KY LIQUID --not jell--roll- on the said condom to the very base of the shaft. Anchor the condom to the shaft base with a wide rubber band such as those used on a small bunch of brocolli. Squish the lube out of the tip down around the glans and part of the shaft. Start working, the pleasure felt will be just wonderful. The band will hold the condom on and you"ll be ready for a double feature. The band helps maintain the erection, too. Cut guys will think that they have grown a foreskin.

I can confirm that this variation is great! Ranks as one of my favourites. And you don't have to hunt down the mess to wipe it off - it is all self contained.

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

It's call a towel, or in some frat houses, dorm rooms, ect...A cum rag. It has one function and one funtion only. To catch spunk and keep you sheets, carpet, bedding, couch,ect...clean and streak free.

 

[Oncamale28]

i just let it shoot wherever it goes and then worry about clean up after (i try to keep it off the keyboard though lol)

 

[navyhung]

Use a happy sock

 

[Athena]

What about warm apple pie or a pot of yogurt? Just kidding!!!

Use a condom or some kind of bag?

 

[D_Coyne Toss]

Shower is great, because there's also the feel of steam around you as you reach orgasm. What about, in bed, ejaculating on a napkin?

 

[Athena]

A hot steamy shower sounds good. What about reclining in a very warm bath? Am I the only woman on this one? Later I'll look in the woman's section for a post on masturbation. After I have my very warm bath:smile:

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

Showers? Bath? heck no. Two reasons why not.

First, soap burns, and chances are soap will come in contact.
Secondly, When water touches sperm, it goes into this chewing gum, hair gel, Jello gelaitin hybrid, that sticks to everything and is a pain to clean away.

Do yourselves a favor and don't.:redface: