Masturbation?

[towhead5]

What’s the weirdest thing you have ever used to masturbate?

 

[MickeyLee]

Water from the tap.

I don't go for putting random household objects in close quarters with my genitalia. I've heard heaps of stories about improve vibrators made from electric toothbrushes. I live in horror of the consequences of pubic hair meets spin brush.

Anyway, with online sex boutiques, there is no reason to MacGyver sexual pleasure.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

I've been known, from time to time, to put on two pairs of panties, roll up a soft towel and dry hump it.

That's for when I'm not gonna be able to have sex for awhile and I don't want to just rub one out real quick. The extra fabric covering my vulva takes away sensitivity and it takes me longer to cum.

It's a work out. It's kinda high maintenance, cuz I gotta wash the undies and towel when I'm done. So, I don't do that very often.

 

[towhead5]

I've been known, from time to time, to put on two pairs of panties, roll up a soft towel and dry hump it.

That's for when I'm not gonna be able to have sex for awhile and I don't want to just rub one out real quick. The extra fabric covering my vulva takes away sensitivity and it takes me longer to cum.

It's a work out. It's kinda high maintenance, cuz I gotta wash the undies and towel when I'm done. So, I don't do that very often.

How did you come up with that idea?

 

[EllieP]

I've been known, from time to time, to put on two pairs of panties, roll up a soft towel and dry hump it.

That's for when I'm not gonna be able to have sex for awhile and I don't want to just rub one out real quick. The extra fabric covering my vulva takes away sensitivity and it takes me longer to cum.

It's a work out. It's kinda high maintenance, cuz I gotta wash the undies and towel when I'm done. So, I don't do that very often.

<taking notes>

"Honey, what are you scribbling?"

"Nothing. Shut up."

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

How did you come up with that idea?

I was horny and alone... saw a towel fresh from the laundry. I already knew from grinding experiences in the past with my guy that having clothes on takes away sensitivity from my lady-parts but still feels really, really good.

It all just made sense to me.

 

[MickeyLee]

I am a pillow humper from way back. I didn't consider it an uncommon form of self-freakydeaky. Hell, my poor teddy tear has seen somethings.

 

[Enid]

This thread made me remember that I used to have a stuffed seal toy, and I used that to hump on.

 

[AlteredEgo]

My mind. LOL