Math question

[twoton]

I want to figure out how big my dick is from my wife’s perspective. In other words, if she were my size, and I were proportionally larger, how big would it be?

For example, she’s 65” tall and I’m 74” tall. (1.651m and 1.879m, respectively, for you Euros). If she were 74” tall, how tall would I be, and how would I calculate how much bigger would my dick be?

 

[MickeyLee]

A penis leaves Albuquerque at 4:30, traveling at 45 mph......

 

[deleted924715]

I think we need your respective shoes sizes

Maybe throw in index finger lengths too.

 

[Enid]

Well if she gained 9 inches in height, you'd gain 9 inches in height, so you'd be 83 inches tall

I have no idea about your dick, dude

 

[upright101]

I want to figure out how big my dick is from my wife’s perspective. In other words, if she were my size, and I were proportionally larger, how big would it be?
Take the difference between the two height numbers ( 65, 74) and divide that number by the original number which is 65. So 9 divided my 65 equals 0.138. Then multiply by 100 which equals a 13.8% increase from 65 inches to 74 inches.
If you then take your height of 74 inches times the 13.8 I get an increase of 10.2 inches. So your new height would be 84.2 inches.
If your dick is 6 inches in length and with a 13.8% increase I cum up with about a .8 of an inch increase or 6.8”.
Or at least that is what I come up with?


For example, she’s 65” tall and I’m 74” tall. (1.651m and 1.879m, respectively, for you Euros). If she were 74” tall, how tall would I be, and how would I calculate how much bigger would my dick be?

 

[twoton]

Thanks. I think I had tried that, or a similar method, once and someone told me it wasn't the right way to do it. But it would give me 8.96" long and 6.25" girth. 9 x 6 1/4.

 

[HorseHung40's]

I don't think that penis length and height are correlated.

 

[NCbear]

First, wouldn't you have to understand how much taller you would become? Wouldn't you have to create a proportion?

I can't create fractions here, but basically: the difference between your current heights divided by her current height = X (representing the projected increase in your height) divided by your current height.

Right?

Then solve for X and add that to your current height.

Then, similarly, you'd create a proportion for your cock size versus your height, assuming that cock size is directly related to your height, like this:

current cock size divided by current height = X (projected future cock size, if you were taller) divided by projected future height

And then solve for X.

In meters.

NCbear (who's an English major who understands algebra--where's the unicorn emoticon?? )

 

[LaFemme]

This could be wrong, but your wife is approximately 88% of your height. If she were 74 inches tall, that would make you 84 inches tall.

I have no idea what size your dick is, dude,

 

[LaFemme]

But since I’m bored....

I gave you an 8” dick (this being LPSG and all). In keeping with being 88% larger, at 84 inches of height, you would have a 9.1 inch penis.

I retire my ratios, percentages, and calculations.

(Wonder if I’m right.)

 

[LaFemme]

I didn’t see that. And here I thought I was so smart!

 

[EllieP]

They told me there would be no math.

 

[upright101]

But since I’m bored....

I gave you an 8” dick (this being LPSG and all). In keeping with being 88% larger, at 84 inches of height, you would have a 9.1 inch penis.

I retire my ratios, percentages, and calculations.

(Wonder if I’m right.)

Yes I feel you are correct. If you take 8 times the 13.8 it totals an increase of 1.1 inches. So 8 plus 1.1 equals 9.1.
Never thought while in school studying math I would be calculating dick sizes. Perhaps had I known I would have listened more.

 

[LaFemme]

Yes I feel you are correct. If you take 8 times the 13.8 it totals an increase of 1.1 inches. So 8 plus 1.1 equals 9.1.
Never thought while in school studying math I would be calculating dick sizes. Perhaps had I known I would have listened more.

I never in my wildest dreams thought I’d use math for this either. I assumed calculating the amount of paint I’d need for a room, my chances of passing organic chem - but penis size? Nope.