Math & Sex

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  1. BUSTERHYMAN

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    It seems that mathematics isn't so impeccable after all! Especially when it
    comes to sex! Here are some mathematical truisms that didn't quite hold up!

    If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you
    have?
    Divorce proceedings, most likely.

    If you have two friends and six women, how many women do each of your friends
    get?
    None.

    Is three an odd number?
    Not in this day and age.

    If a 6-inch penis can attract 10 women, how many women can an 18-inch penis
    attract?
    Two billion.

    If you go to bed 9 hours before you have to wake up, and you wife wants to have
    2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get?
    8 hours, 59 minutes - who cares what she wants!

    How are math and sex the same?
    I don't get either one.

     
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    Here's a very old one I heard a long time ago in Primary (Elementary) school:

    How do you teach maths to a beautiful woman?

    Minus her clothes,
    Divide her legs,
    Add your penis
    and Multiply!

    (terrible, but very funny to a 7-year-old)
     
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    Havin` sex is like quadratic expansion if it cant be split then its time to stop,
    Havin` sex is like doing fractions, its improper for the larger one to be on top,
    Havin` sex is like math homework, i do it best when i'm alone in my bed.
    Squarin numbers are just like women, if they`re under thirteen just do them in your head....
    Bo Burnham
     
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    EDIT TO MY PREVIOUS POST - I forgot a line:

    Add.....
    Give her a Square Root*
    .....Multiply!




    *Root (verb and noun) : Australian slang for fuck.
     
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    Really liked this one. I guess that's what I will say next time a girl wants children with me. :biggrin1:
     
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    My love for you is like 7 divided by 22. It just keeps going and going.
     
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    Maths is like anal sex - if you end up with a remainder, you've done something wrong!
     
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    I've fucked too many to count
     
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    yeah, x to the infinity..
     
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