Matt Shirvington

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    rbrum14: Why is no one talking about Matt Shirvington, Australian sprinter with an obvious large bulky package hanging and banging around inside his lycras ? Anyone know what size he really is ? Everyone in Australia must know about him and stare at his shorts as he races along the track ? More information please on him.
     
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    Brad: I've seen him running, it's clearly something special being kept in that lycra ^_^
     
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    Australian lesbian comedian Sue Ann Post once conducted a fund-raising drive to buy Shirvington a decent jockstrap for the 2000 Olympics.
     
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    Wouldn't mind being that jockstrap...
     
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    Are you a British royal? I guess a jockstrap is better than a tampon. Jockstraps get washed, tampons get thrown away.
     
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    Considering the ample "jock" i would have to "strap", being Matt Shirvington's jock strap sounds a hell of a lot better than being anything else!
     
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