I’m not that smart? I’m completing a PhD. You don’t know the difference between the adverb too and the preposition to. When I was a kid (the 90s), schools didn’t even think people with your degree of intelligence would ever use computers, so they didn’t waste resources on you. Now, they were wrong, of course, because every dumbass these days uses computers, as you clearly demonstrate in your comments.
I still think you should go to college and learn some gay history. You can’t really know where you’re going if you don’t know where you’ve come from.