Maxcok is having a party!

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  1. maxcok

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    Hey y'all. Welcome!

    This may be a dubious achievement, but this is my 1,000th post in just over 100 days.

    To mark the occasion I thought it might be a good time to give folks a chance to sound off about Maxcok.

    When I showed up at the pool I never intended to do a cannonball - for better or worse it looks like that's what happened.

    Love me, hate me, don't know me, don't give a crap, whatever you wanna say, now's your chance.

    If there's anything you want to know about me, you can ask that too; and though I may not reveal all,
    I will be honest.

    I will also do my darndest to take it all in stride and try to stay positive no matter what.

    Friend or foe, give it your best shot!


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    Well I've enjoyed your posts. I thought you had been kidnapped by gypsies and held captive in the *Politics* forum. What is your opinion of the book The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind? If you did not read it... (never mind) Keep on posting!\
    PS Congratulation! Is there an open bar at this party?
     
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    Well, as usual Nudie, you don't miss a trick. First one to arrive, no doubt last to leave too, you zealot. Of course there's an open bar, whatever you want.

    I have not read that particular book. I'll put it on my list, does it have pretty pictures?
     
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    Well no gifts are required, but good Southern etiquette strongly suggests one does not show up at someone's home entirely empty handed. Just the way we do things, and thanks Sam. Your presence is very much appreciated
     
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    Well done on the 1000 milestone :smile:

    Now can I get a drink please? :biggrin1:
     
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    Actually I'm usually the first to arrive and the first to leave, ask anyone who knows me. No pictures, you have to utilize your minds eye to create them.
     
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    Thanks Cunning one. What would you like? You can have your own damn bottle if you want. :smile:
     
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    Open bar? A few martinis (Tanqueray and dirty, please) and I will be spinning my tassels in celebration for you!

    Well done Maxie! I look forward to the next 1,000 posts.
     
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    Then again, you've never been to one of my parties. Trust me, you'll be here till the cok crows.

    And no worries, cameras are strictly verboten
     
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    Thanks dearest darlin, I like em dirty too, no surprise.

    Can you spin them in opposite directions? I looove that!
     
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    McCallan on the rocks please. A large one will be enough thanks never mind the bottle :eek:
     
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    Oh my, we do have fancy taste, don't we? Deil the yin, y'all!
     
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    Cheers and lang may your lum reek. :smile:
     
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    Thanks, but my lum does not reek. Not much. :cool:
     
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    That's a shame. Would you like me to take a look at it for you?
     
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    Oh yes, please. A very close look.
     
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    Did someone say party? :cool:
    Congrats, Mr. Cok!
     
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    Wheel in the kegs of Heineken and the cases of Belvedere, it's time to shake dem booties and get down! Happy 1000th, Sir Maximus of Cockus!!
     
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    Yes indeedy, my lil Tennessee brother. Let's show em how to kickit!

    Thanks. You don't have to call me Mr., but not so lil maxcok don't mind if you do.
     
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    Thanks, my most impressive and most inspiring brother. I don't think I'd be here without you.

    I got your kegs and cases, my man. Now get up there and spin some traks for the people,
    if you don't mind. Hope you got something other than Big City music in those bins.
     
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