Mayan calender

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I have been searching everywhere for a Mayan calender.

There just does'nt seem to be any anymore.









I'm going to get the word 'Standards' printed on my boxers.
Then I can raise them, or lower them, depending on the quality of the women I meet.
 
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I just think the Mayan whose job it was to deal with calendars and birthdays and stuff, thought if his or her civilization reached to 2012, someone else should be able to take up the job:)

Advertisement; 'Wanted, one Mayan to create calendar for next 500 years'. We, the world, are depending on you.
 
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Well that prophecy fell thru. I guess that means that all these noodles who wrote the books in the Bible are wrong too?
 
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Recipes are passed down through generations. Look for the meaning of life in a cookbook.
 
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How could they? The pages of their calendar were all stuck together. That will teach them for including nude drawings of Mayanite maidens.
 
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F the unreliable Mayan

My genuine Red China Calander
( altho no understandee)

and

Canadian Trivia
far more believable

admittedly it was how the Fckwit Humans misinterpreted the Mayan ..