MACKIE: "Barry's supporters benn sayin' stuff about your mama. I couldn't agree with them more. She's likes sayin' 'Oh God, not in my ear. Don't put your cock in my ear. What the fuck!!!' And 'What the fuck!!! You got smegma in my eye!!!' "
MACKIE SUPPORTER 1: "Boo. What did he just say?"
(Mackie realizes he just futzed up...clears his throat...) MACKIE: (continues): She's God loving. She's a hockey mom. Wears Oscar De La Renta cut red dresses. She can tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue. She's your lovely mother. Swweeeeettttt. I couldn't agree with Barry more."
MACKIE SUPPORTER 2: "Boooo. Wait a minute."
MACKIE: "He's right. I'm wrong. I would be proud be your President of...United Airlines."
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