McDonnell Douglas Military Aircraft Registration Card

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  1. jallen944

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    Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.

    1. [_] Mr. [_] Mrs. [_] Ms. [_] Miss [_] Lt.
    [_] General [_] Comrade [_] Classified [_] Other

    First Name: ____________________ Initial: ___________
    Last Name: _____________________________________
    Password: _____________________ (max 8 char)
    Code Name: ____________________________________
    Latitude-Longitude-Altitude: ___________ / _____________ / ____________

    2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?
    [_] F-14 Tomcat
    [_] F-15 Eagle
    [_] F-16 Falcon
    [_] F-117A Stealth
    [_] Classified

    3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day): 19_____ / ______ / ______

    4. Serial Number: _________________________________________

    5. Please check where this product was purchased:
    [_] Received as gift / aid package
    [_] Catalog showroom
    [_] Independent arms broker
    [_] Mail order
    [_] Discount store
    [_] Government surplus
    [_] Classified

    6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased:
    [_] Heard loud noise, looked up
    [_] Store display
    [_] Espionage
    [_] Recommended by friend / relative / ally
    [_] Political lobbying by manufacturer
    [_] Was attacked by one

    7. Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:
    [_] Style / appearance
    [_] Speed / maneuverability
    [_] Price / value
    [_] Comfort / convenience
    [_] Kickback / bribe
    [_] Recommended by salesperson
    [_] McDonnell Douglas reputation
    [_] Advanced Weapons Systems
    [_] Backroom politics
     
  2. ClaireTalon

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    Can't I also tick an option that I want to be informed about new products?
     
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    Yeah...I wanna be the first kid on the block with one of those Raptor thingamabobbers!
     
  4. SteveHd

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    Not for sale. USAF won't even allow Japan -- which expessed interest -- to buy some F-22s. FYI: It's made by Lockheed-Martin.
     
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