Me VS. Michelangelo's "David"

Discussion in 'Show Off' started by EJohnson88, Mar 4, 2009.

  1. EJohnson88

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    It's posted up in my gallary... tell me what you think ;) Hope you guys like this spin off classical Art!
     
  2. JGatsby

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    Any chance you could attached it to a post? Looks great from afar!
     
  3. rugbyguy14

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    Cool pic
     
  4. EJohnson88

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    Sorry for all you non gold members here it is ;D
     

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    Here's your scorecard:

    The David = 1
    EJohnson = 0

    The David's Johnson = 1
    Your Johnson = 1.5

    So....you win from the waist on down!
     
  6. Biggerthanya

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    i like your dick better
     
  7. EJohnson88

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    haha can't imagine why.
     
  8. Principessa

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    This art history major gives you an A. :wink:
     
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    agreed, then again...almost anyone would beat The David from the waist down....:wink:
     
  10. teutonicos

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    You must be a lot of fun to be with !!
     
  11. ohhhey

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    Good job matching it up, it's funny. P.S. Your gallery is really hot.
     
  12. Calboner

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    You may have captured the pose better than I did, but I claim temporal priority (gallery page; for those without Gold Membership).

    Did you have someone take the picture for you? I used a delayed shutter, and it must have taken me at least a dozen tries.
     
  13. D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead

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    Damn, you both look good, Ejohnson88 and Calboner! Great idea.
     
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    You look great - smile too!!!
     
  15. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    I think that if Michelangelo used you as his David model and put you on exhibit, more & more women'd be trying to suck that statue off.
     
  16. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    Well, EJohnson, I have an equation.

    The Best of What David Has + The Best of What You Have = This.
     
  17. long legs

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    very impressive EJ. I have to vote for David though as his penis and balls look just like mine.
     
  18. D_Smidley Schlongholder

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    I like yours better:)
     
  19. goodwood

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    that's a great pic! good job.
     
  20. splitface

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    wow. breathtaking.
    you should let your pubes grow out a little more, so you match there, too.
     
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