This quoted from Measure 36 in Oregon, I thought it was funny.- "Measure 36 Argument in Favor CULTURE WAR! Traditional values are under attack, and sexual perverts are attempting to strain the definition of marriage far beyond what God has ordained. The Word of the Lord must be legislated as Oregon public policy. In the Holy Bible, Saint Paul says that Christians should remain single and abstain from sex. The New Testament says that people should get married only if they are too weak-willed to abstain from sex: "It is well for a man not to touch a woman…. It is well … to remain single as I do. But if they cannot exercise self-control, they should marry. For it is better to marry than to be aflame with passion." (I Corinthians 7:1, 8-9) Marriage is not sacred. Marriage is for wimps and sissies! Oregon public policy should define marriage in accordance with divinely inspired Scripture. Therefore, marriage licenses should be granted only to those persons who have been certified by professional psychiatric examination to be too weak-willed to abstain from sex. Oh, by the way, although Jesus never said a single word condemning homosexuality, if heterosexuals can't get married, homosexuals shouldn't be allowed to marry either—well, unless they're too weak-willed to abstain. Sissies! The sissy institution of marriage must not be perverted by sinners who are capable of abstaining! The sacred union of church and state must prohibit the immoral union of men and women capable of the discipline of sexual abstinence. We are not saved by either faith or good works. We are saved by religious-right legislation! Freedom of religion and equal treatment under law is simply the special right to sin, because our tradition is the one and only truth! And our tradition (that is, our personal moral opinions) should become law. AGREE WITH US OR BURN IN HELL! (This information furnished by M. Dennis Moore, Traditional Prejudices Coalition.)" "Argument in Favor MARRIAGE IS SACRED! The Bible says that marriage is for procreation. God made Adam and Eve, and Adam and Eve made Cain and Abel, not an empty nest. Marriage is for procreation. If you're not pro-Creation, you're anti-God. And once a marriage has been solemnized, sex is serious business. The solemnity of sex must not be abused for sinful pleasures. Sex is for procreation, not recreation. And marriage is for breeding purposes. Therefore, it should be Oregon public policy that Homosexuals may not marry. Infertile persons may not marry. Men with vasectomies may not marry. Women with hysterectomies may not marry. Post-menopausal women may not marry. Persons planning to use birth control may not marry. Non-virgins may not marry (Deuteronomy 22:13-21). Inter-racial couples may not marry (Deuteronomy 7:3). And couples who fail to conceive within two years ought to have their marriage licenses revoked. Additionally, the Bible says that Divorced persons may not marry (Luke 16:18). And if a man dies without leaving a male heir, it is his brother's responsibility to impregnate the widow (Genesis 38:6-10). If he refuses, he shall be fined one shoe (Deuteronomy 25:5-10). This is the sacred word of the Lord, steadfast and unchanging. Traditional morality must become Oregon public policy. All of it. And the older the tradition, the better. The separation of church and state be damned. In order to protect the sanctity of marriage and the sacred institution of heterosexual procreation, unequal treatment and discrimination must be legislated consistently against all persons who cannot or will not breed as God intended. It is God's will that we multiply and fill the Earth and finally subdue it when the population explosion self-implodes. Praise God! Love is not good enough a reason to marry, because marriage is only for HETEROSEXUALBREEDING.COM (This information furnished by M. Dennis Moore, Defense of Heterosexual Breeding Coalition.)" -http://www.sos.state.or.us/elections/nov22004/guide/meas/m36_fav.html Read em' for yourself.