Measure without a tape

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  1. fishsmiles

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    lol, i am not that big and yet i get a point on every single measurement.
    well except the can girth measurement, so not above 100 points here.
     
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    Or, just use a tape measure? lol
     
  4. Pitbull

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    Do you have a link on
    "How to weigh yourself without a scale" ?
     
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    i havnt measured my girth and dont think i want too but i think i am a bit thicker than average but no idea if my penis is a big thickness or what
     

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    OK it was just a silly article with funny line drawings.

    And since you asked me to be nice - I won't post my score.
     
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    Although.. I just posted my photo verification request... I did a little "shake" to try to warm him up (it's REALLY cold in here), and I can't help but to notice that while soft, I'm longer than the half-folder paper... and that's including my fatness..

    So there. I have a "1". Go me!

    :)
     
  8. alx

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    Haha, I've got a big swinging dick according to that.
     
  9. D_Sparroe Spongecaques

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    You have :tongue:
     
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    This has to be a joke just to see who really went to all of this trouble...
     
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    Lol, wasn't a lot of trouble for me, knowing how big the items were i could see the result without trying, no need to hold a dollar note against my dick to see whats longer.
     
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    Same here, but I wonder who dunked their dick in a measuring cup :laugh:
     
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    that actually is a good question, probably anyone who can't estimate the volume knowing length and girth at least roughly
     
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    No need to go through all the goofy exercises they have - my score's a "7+" ("big swinging dick"), no doubt like most on here.
     
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    a business card?
     
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    I'm at least a 5 or 6 (off the top of my head after looking at the images), but w/e, I like ma dick, I don't really care
     
  17. Pitbull

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    Just gave me a fantastic IDEA!!!

    A business card in the shape of penis and custom made to a person's penis size.

    Such as

    "John Holmes"
    "This is the size of my Penis"
     
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    I'll never look at a beercan the same way again...
     
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    beer disgusts me anyway, I never have it in the house...there are exceptions of course like PUMPKIN BEER WWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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