Measure Your Man Quotient!

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  1. Mibb

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    Had nothing better to do. Terribly sorry. This is a little project I've been working on in my head for sometime now. You could try it or improve on it if you want :biggrin1:


    This is supposedly a (purely for entertainment purposes only) gauge of one's (primarily physical) masculinity. (Note: Only gauges articles easily measured; Numerical Gauge more-or-less matched with the Stanford-Binet IQ scale)

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    The Man Quotient
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    Penis Length x Penis Girth
    +
    Height (inches)
    +
    Bicep Circumference
    +
    Shoe Size
    +
    100 - Current Age
    /
    2
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    MQ

    I ranked 100. I do hope that ends up average.
     
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    105 for me...
     
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    Ummm... 222...? This test must be flawed cuz I'm basically a skinny ass wimp....w/ a big weener...but still a wimp!

    Oh! Didn't divide by 2...ok.. 111....
     
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    7x5.5 + 75.5 + 13 + 13 + (100-30) = 105 I guess that's good? Who knows, intersting to see the stats though, many stats driven dudes here
     
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    106... .75?

    Good?
     
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    100... ok, now what?
     
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    Hey I like your honesty!

    Most guys with big weeners are wimps.


    But it doesn't mean that we still don't like their big weeners! :tongue:
     
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    ...is that good or bad?:)):wink:
     
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    Oh this looks fun

    ((6.25)(5.25)+(66)+(10)+(9.5)+(100-20))/2 = 99.1563 On the low end of average :tongue:
     
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    (6.5)(6) + 76 + 14 + 14 +81 /2 = 112...dunno what it means but yay!
     
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    115.. i got big bicepts =3
     
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