Measuring An Erect Penis With Your Hands

[monel]

Ah! So how did you end up translocating to the US?

Perhaps it was just my schooling, then... :dunno:

I had now problem with the "ruler" issue. However dropping the "u" from words like colour/color and remembering that they use "aluminum" here and not "aluminium" took a little more time.

Of course you guys still insist on pronouncing "clerk" as "clark" and "lieutenant" as "leftenant". Shakespeare was a great english writer but even in England, were he to be plopped into the middle of 2012, who would understand a word he said?

 

[The Dragon]

I had now problem with the "ruler" issue. However dropping the "u" from words like colour/color and remembering that they use "aluminum" here and not "aluminium" took a little more time.

Of course you guys still insist on pronouncing "clerk" as "clark" and "lieutenant" as "leftenant". Shakespeare was a great english writer but even in England, were he to be plopped into the middle of 2012, who would understand a word he said?

That's because the majority of people on this site speak American.

 

[ConanTheBarber]

It used to irk them as much as pronouncing 'mirror' as 'mirrow'. :nana:

"Mirrow"?
My dear Zyz, is that your best approximation of a Merkun's pronunciation of a synonym of "looking glass"?

 

[D_Bubba_Butter]

"Mirrow"?
My dear Zyz, is that your best approximation of a Merkun's pronunciation of a synonym of "looking glass"?

Nope. That's actually the pronunciation commonly found in my neck of the woods.

For the US, there would have to be several variations, my favourite being 'mirrrr'.

I should point out that my school is over 500 years old, if that puts this into context. And when I say >500, it may well be closer to 1000.

 

[Daisy]

Jimmy..? Is that you?

 

[D_Bubba_Butter]

Jimmy..? Is that you?

Where?!

 

[someperson]

Its an interesting point of view,but what about girls petit wide fingers,those which 3 fingers are not more than 2 inches wide.
That involve picture where girls wrap penis with their hands
could you calculate penis length?
Porn film are full of such case,but may be are camera effects or
such like

My is 3 and a 1/3 fingers wide. (with my fingers)
what do I win?

 

[D_Bubba_Butter]

My is 3 and a 1/3 fingers wide. (with my fingers)
what do I win?

Nothing. You've already had someperson touch your penis today. Isn't that reward enough?

 

[ConanTheBarber]

Nope. That's actually the pronunciation commonly found in my neck of the woods.

For the US, there would have to be several variations, my favourite being 'mirrrr'.

Egad.
I am no Merkun, Zyz ... but you have quite precisely captured my own pronunciation.

I should point out that my school is over 500 years old, if that puts this into context. And when I say >500, it may well be closer to 1000.

Hogwarts?
I am surprised, Zyz.
I thought you had more imaginative uses for brooms.

 

[D_Bubba_Butter]

Egad.
I am no Merkun, Zyz ... but you have quite precisely captured my own pronunciation.

Although I didn't say in the last post, I did assume you were a merkin, based spuriously on the barber's pole. If you have that particular pronunciation without a stateside 'i', I can only guess that you're Northern Irish... ?

Hogwarts?
I am surprised, Zyz.
I thought you had more imaginative uses for brooms.

Very similar to Hogwarts, in fact. But not as much attention to potions as I might have liked.

 

[ConanTheBarber]

Although I didn't say in the last post, I did assume you were a merkin, based spuriously on the barber's pole. If you have that particular pronunciation without a stateside 'i', I can only guess that you're Northern Irish... ?

One quarter of me blud, I spoze.
But you have to colour me North Merkun.
My honour doth require it.

Very similar to Hogwarts, in fact. But not as much attention to potions as I might have liked.

And thus did Zyz become the world's preeminent hobbyist.

 

[amadordelsexo]

I am dead sure when god create man he gave him only 2 hands and do not another extra ,and
concern to the use of hands for sex, lord though hands for clean it and hygienic maintenance and reproduction
but man as a sine against god some time use hands for masturbation.
Where some men would like have 3 hands
but its not the proper use of hand
concern to sex.
But handled male organ by woman hands in sex activity in the marriage or with her bride,is different
some she would like have 3 hands too but could help with her mouse as. The 3 hand
so we could say oral sex should be one of the practice forbidden by lord
of course is possible oral sex one hand and rest free for suck
is good one hand free while girl sucking,for used in other area of her body man
so woman hands are the proper natural method for human size dick
in case haven't metric tape or such like
in other word women hands are lord divine method for the dick
in other way lord create man and woman with out sex organ .as currently or always have been created the angels.
Later after the sine with the apple ect by eva,
the lord thought in male organ and proper measure were hand and face.
With woman,in this case eva,the lord did not make many significant change,but used her anatomy for create a
new organ,for her sexual or private use in the marriage.
Concern to face do not include the font,area upper eyebrow for dick length
the face is universal size,in women and men
because the lord don't wanted man think a lot about sex,only for urine and reproduction under
marriage god law
so dick measure is also the length between her jaw and her eyebrow.is same length as 2 woman hands
in this area install main sense organs,
when dick enter up to eyebrow in the clever area
well for invent about sex,i mean out of lord command as urine and sex under marriage divine law. For human reproduction
this is not for the man,
as example, seen that porn industry is not good for the man,
almost all actors are up than eyebrow
so people think a lot in sex,well a world wide industry

 

[texastigress]

A $1.00 bill is 6 inches long - wrap it around to measure girth. Much better than an empty toilet paper roll.

 

[CuriousNJWM]

My 2-handed grip is about 7" for me. I fantasize obsessively about hand measuring a 9" cock I found myself attracted to, it should be my 2-hands + tongue long.

I haven't really thought about what its 'ideal' circumference would be though.