Measuring curved dick

[D_yabbadabbadont]

Measure bonepressed with the curve. We all deserve our best measurements. It's a full inch difference for me.

 

[bobg4400]

Measure bonepressed with the curve.

I thought this was what we were supposed to do? It seems like that would solve the problem.

Also I can't understand how straghtening my dick would make it longer? It's not like I would have any extra dick flesh or anything, so it would still be the same length right? Can someone explain the maths behind it or something because I tend to understand things better if they're presented to me like that. Plus I'd like to be able to work out how much dick I'd gain or whatever. Also does anyone have any ideas on how you measure the angle of the curve? Mine's curved all the way along like in the pics from Randll Instead of just bent in the middle which would make it easier to measure.

 

[hairyversmuscle]

you should get it straightened, then measure correctly for a proper penis

Why would anyone do that? WTF? Sounds a bit... well... crazy simply to get a measurement of a cock. The curved cocks are awesome and if every cock was the same, life would be boring!

 

[hairyversmuscle]

I love all sorts of cocks, the only advantage I see of downward pointing dudes is that they can get hard in the gym shower and since it is pointing down, people just think it is big and flacid!

 

[easytoremember55]

Measure bonepressed with the curve. We all deserve our best measurements. It's a full inch difference for me.

yeh same, a bit over an inch difference here...seems to put me in bang average though, 5" to 6" LOL

 

[twoton]

Left curve, left angle here.

If I do a dorsal bone press as straight as possible to the tip, it comes in about 7.75. This is the most legit to me.

If I bone press along the outside curve, it comes in a clean 8.5".
If I bone press along the outside curve, and push it out to my left hip, in the natural direction it wants to go, I can measure around 9.5" or more. Which is a little ridiculous.

 

[Incocknito]

This is interesting. I have made a similar thread regarding this and I will post some pics / measurements later.

Also the autocad sketches were enlightening too. So if two cocks are naturally the same size but one curves up and one curves down, is the downward curving one actually bigger or is it an optical illusion?

Could be I am just confused. Numbers confuse me.

 

[Countryguy63]

This is interesting. I have made a similar thread regarding this and I will post some pics / measurements later.

Also the autocad sketches were enlightening too. So if two cocks are naturally the same size but one curves up and one curves down, is the downward curving one actually bigger or is it an optical illusion?

Could be I am just confused. Numbers confuse me.

Nope, no confusion in the above :biggrin1:

 

[Incocknito]

But wait is a 6" upward curving cock smaller then a 6" downward curving cock? As in less useable length or does the downward curving one just 'look' bigger.

 

[Onyxpumper]

I was working on some drawings, and decided to fuck off awhile and wound up here reading this thread...

So switched back over to Auto CAD and drew a quick sketch to see the difference in measurement between upward and downward curves.

The first two are the same one is just turned 180deg.

The last one is me...after seeing the difference between the first sketch I was like "shit" I had to see what the difference is for my coc ...I am getting screwed...lol... eh can't win em all.

I'm going to start measuring from the bottom from now on; I deserve to know my "true" length! :biggrin1:

 

[Countryguy63]

But wait is a 6" upward curving cock smaller then a 6" downward curving cock? As in less useable length or does the downward curving one just 'look' bigger.

2nd option! Plus the added bonus of getting more "inches" with a topside measurement :smile:

 

[gmguit1980]

Had the same issue about mine, which is very curved and banana-ey. I took a soft ruler, measured both the inner and outer curves and they are pretty different. 19 cm the inner, 23 cm the outer (7,48 inches against 9,05). I never tell people i have a 9 inch dick though, i just average between both measurements and say i have a 21 cm penis (8,26 inches which is pretty fine by me... and by everyone who's seen it)

 

[yd2]

Have had same thoughts. Mine down and to left. Top bone press and force straight out is 7. If soft tape measure and go along long side on right comes out to 8. Plus I figure what should measure is full amount on insertible penis which for me is go along right side for 8 length