If I can fit the side of my dick or the underside of my dick in a mouth or hole, thus it is usable mass that can occupy and empty space, why can't I count this in my measurement? People say measure from the top, measure from the top, but the extra length or girth beyond that top little pubes, gets left out. But, believe me, when you flip them into that right position, usually with them on their side, one leg out, the other leg bent, and you give them that final extra inch of lenght and extra girth, then watch how their eyes open wide with suprise (they thought they'd been taking it all in that silly missionary style), it is evidence that the side and the underside count to someone's added pleasure. Is it just because we are biased by our own view of our dicks, looking down from high above? From up top, my dick is thick, but from the side, it is freaky thick, but you wouldn't know it from that vaulted vantage point high up where my eyes (or guy's eyes studying his own) look down at my meat. To paraphrase - "If the dick does fit, you must aquit", or at least concede it counts!