measuring tape/ruler

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  1. db03

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    You are using one of them incorrectly...
     
  2. B_RoysToy

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    Maybe the pressure you put on the ruler goes harder against your pubic bone than holding the tape's end there. What's the difference in the measurements you get? I can understand, if it's just a fraction difference.
     
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    its like 8.5" with measuring tape and 9" with the ruler
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    a ruler has about 1/2cm gap before the zero mark whereas a tape starts exactly on the zero so there's a little difference in lengths thats all :)
     
  5. jonb

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    A tape measure (the kind used to measure bodily dimensions) is useful for measuring girth, or length if you have a curved dick.
     
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    Exactly what I was about to say. If your cock is a bit curved, a tape measure will give you the correct size. (However, I must say I'm confused to see that you get 8.5" with measuring tape and 9" with the ruler... how on Earth ? it should be the other way around...)
     
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    roy and Jonb made good points about the differences between rulers and tape measurers. you have to remember; a ruler is rigid and will push in just a tad, whereas unless you&#39;re using a STANLEY tape measure instead of a seamstresse&#39;s tape measure, won&#39;t.
     
  8. B_DoubleMeatWhopper

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    One possibility is that the tape measure has stretched over time and it no longer accurate. That happens from time to time with cloth and vinyl tape measures. Measure the tape with your ruler. If the numbers match, you&#39;re obviously doing something strange when measuring your cock.
     
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    LOL i just had a weird recollection. Most guys when they measure prolly round a tad. I would assume up to the next closest integer. When I measure I usually round down slightly as to not sound egotistical when someone asks my size. The ridiculous part is, when you are 13" long.......what is the diff between telling someone 13.8" and 13"? There isn&#39;t........they are both insane sizes. I think I need some coffee this morning lol

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  10. Knight

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    Well I get the same measurements with each, makin sure not to press any of them in then its fair. What I did notice is that measuring at the side, not pressed in, just where the penis starts gave me at least 8.5" but measuring on top gave me 8"...strange.
    That was with a ruler btw, tape measure does the same thing too...
     
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