Measuring technique

[bond413]

I have a an upward as well as a left curve to my dick now the upward curve is easy to measure along the top with a tailors tape but how do I account for the left curve it consider it an accurate measurement. I know measuring along the side is very frowned upon here. Look at my pix to get an idea of wut I'm talking about

 

[drpumps]

man I say measure from base to tip along the outside edge of the curve. Imean thats how much dick you have. It's not like you are making it up.