Measuring technique

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  1. Catchoftheday

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    I think Ive finally figured out the proper way to measure my dick - it is just under 11 inches soft.
    You dont believe me? OK see my pic
    Photoshop? I dont even know what it is LOL
    What do you think?
     

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    my god, you measure from the testicles ! In that case, I would also be well-hung ! and with the foreskin, ! what a goof idea !
     
  3. conchis

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    why don't you measure from the knee? you could be the next White Mandingo!
     
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    Looks like an honest measurement.:wink:
     
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    hey there catch'.

    i think the "proper" way to measure is one that demonstrates effective, useable length. therefore, measuring from the balls really doesn't cut it...

    try this: looking down on your hard cock, measure along the top, from where it intersects your body to the tip. don't press really hard against your body (i've heard this called "bone pressed"), just where the cock and abs intersect. the two measures wouldn't be that different anyway, unless you had a big belly. if your cock has a pronounced upward or downward curve, use a tape measure instead of a ruler.

    for girth, measure around at the thickest part of the shaft. many are intrigued to know exactly where that is: base, middle, head, or equally distributed. if you don't have a tape measure, use a strip of paper to measure around, then put the paper next to the ruler to get the measurement. watch out for paper cuts!

    have fun, and looking forward to seeing the results!
     
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    I wanna see someone jumping "its photoshop, its photoshop"
     
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    Here's a vid of a big dick being measured. I bet if the ruler wasn't there, many guys would call it 9"

    Xtra Inches - Size Matters
     
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    LMAO- that would mean every guy I have been with is at least 7 inches long- and that just isnt the case!
     
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    Interesting technique, I would try it myself but I never wanted to be double digits. Hmmph! :mad::tongue:
     
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    Catch,

    You measure from the top of the penis (No pulling) and no ruler pressing to the pubic bone. If I measured the way you did I would get 15" or so.
     
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    Uhmm, 'wowniceone' and 'vpasqual' - I do believe Catchoftheday might be joking :biggrin1:

    G:cool:
     
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    OK, I'll say: IT'S PHOTOSHOP, it's photoshop...! ;)

    [and that's not the way to measure your COCK! :(]
     
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    Photoshop. Totally photoshop. Even from way back there you're still only 6" tops. Stop lying.
     
  14. Catchoftheday

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    Joking ?? This is serious stuff :biggrin1:. I'm surprised nobody has realised this is obviosly a fake ruler and my willy isn't that big really....:rolleyes::eek:
     
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