Measuring

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  1. rope9839

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    Hadn't had something like this happen in a while, so this was pretty cool.

    I'm seeing a new girl. (For anyone that read some of my other recent threads, I had to kick the psycho to the curb.) The other day while we were in bed, she was telling me that she was reading an article on penis size in one of her women's magazine. She told me she really didn't have a real idea of sizes inches and went on to ask if it would be fun to measure mine. She apparently was ready for the answer, because she had a seamstress tape in her night stand drawer.

    Anyway, as long as we were doing this, I went on to show her the right way to measure length and girth. I also showed her how measuring from the balls, etc. could lead every guy to exagerate his size.

    The funniest part was when she took the tape down my shaft and said "Well, that's not right." When I asked her what, she said "Well, they said most cocks were around 5 or 6 inches. What I am doing wrong?" That's when I told her "Nothing babe. that's just what I have." Suddenly she just looked up and turned red when she realized what she'd jumped into. (PS - She is a blonde.)

    Anyway, I know that a lot of guys have shared these kind of stories before. It was kind of a kick, especially once she figured out the statistics. I'd do it again.
     
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    Funny I never thought about measuring my shit until someone on this site asked me too...
     
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    I like the story... The guys I've been with don't realize it, but I do measure them... not by conventional means, though... I have learned that I'm really good at guestimating (I've shocked people with this, actually)... Then again, I guess that's because I happen to be able to tell the difference between four and six inches by sight :D ...
     
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    Cool story :D

    So she thought every guy was 5-6" :)
     
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    rope9839 - take it that you are larger than average...
     
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    Heh, you know it's kinda funny speaking of measuring. I have quite a bit of an upward bend, and I knew that I had grown recently because of losing roughly 20-25 pounds in the last 3-4 months, along with quitting smoking (which led to better circulation). Anyway, it looked bigger as of late, so I measured it and I was like "what the fuck, I know it's bigger than six inches now" !! My girlfriend, of all people, was like "honey, measure it from below, otherwise you're getting short-changed". Y'all may not comprehend this.... being as many of you are seriously "huge" in the scheme of things, but seven inches looks really big to a lot of women !! Honestly, the whole measuring thing is a serious turn-on for me.
     
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    No. She was just having a ditzy moment. It's one of her endearing qualities. That and the fact that she could suck start a Harley.
     
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    No. She was just having a ditzy moment. It's one of her endearing qualities. That and the fact that she could suck start a Harley.
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    She have any sisters? :D

    LapDog :9 :p :9
     
  9. rope9839

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    She have any sisters? :D

    LapDog :9 :p :9
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    Funny you should ask.
     
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    LMAO :wow:
    Do you ride a harley? (curiosity--gotta ask... I grew up around bikers and the Hell's Angels...)

    Oh, and I've heard a similar quote: suck the chrome off a Harley... :wow:
     
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    LMAO :wow:
    Do you ride a harley? (curiosity--gotta ask... I grew up around bikers and the Hell's Angels...)

    Oh, and I've heard a similar quote: suck the chrome off a Harley... :wow:
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    No. I just have a tail pipe.

    A similar classic moment with her is when she was looking at a wall hanging that was supposed to be a picture of a map from the 1680's. When she saw our continent, she said "but I didn't think America was there until 1776." Right and it appeared out of thin air.
     
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    ... and the answer is?

    Is she single?
    Does she take after her sister? ;)

    Inquiring minds want to know. :D

    LapDog :9 :p :9
     
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    How big are you?
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    About the same size as you. Just shy of 8 long and 5 3/4 around. Not a freak show, but a reasonable attention grabber.
     
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    Great size, Rope! Welcome and enjoy the site--your posts have been very intriguing so far!
     
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    I believe yer supposed to measure it from the top though.
     
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    my wife saw a show on cable where they discussed size - so that night, she got out the tape... blush.... lol

    now you could say she's become a real size queen - and I sure don't object to her new hobby... :evilgrin:
     
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    The only other person I've had measure was my wife. Similar sort of deal in that she was chatting with her friends at a salon and one of them started reading out of a "does size matter" article in a women's mag. A couple of them had measured. My wife and another woman hadn't ever thought of it. To make a long story short, she wanted to do it that night. The funny part was she measured wrong (underneath) and came out with a little over 9 inches. Since she told me that the other women wanted her to report back, I didn't bother correcting her. ;)
     
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    Same here - I'm 8" but my wife thinks of it as 10" because she measured from below!
    I don't mind!

    Franky
     
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    I am guessing that this is the way that most women measure. If so, it seems fair to get on the same scale. In this one case, I thought I'd give this chick the tools to get real info on her guys in the future.
     
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    I had a woman once who, holding my cock in both hands was somewhat impressed by it 's size and claimed it was eight inches. I asked her how she had measured it and she said - one hand is four inches - two hands eight. I didn't argue with her.
     
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