Medical Marvel!!! An Israeli doctor said: ''Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 6 weeks.'' A German doctor said: ''That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks." A Russian doctor said: "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks." The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, said: "You guys are way behind. Some time ago, we took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the WORLD is looking for work."