Medical Marvel!!!

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    Medical Marvel!!!
    An Israeli doctor said:
    ''Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 6 weeks.''


    A German doctor said:
    ''That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks."

    A Russian doctor said:
    "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks."

    The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, said:
    "You guys are way behind. Some time ago, we took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the WORLD is looking for work."
     
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