Medical receptionist

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  1. jay_too

    jay_too New Member

    Dec 28, 2002
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    They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have
    to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is very
    embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who
    insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other
    patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way
    this old guy handled it.

    An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached
    the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the
    Doctor for today??"

    There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.
    The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into
    crowded waiting room and say things like that."

    "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,"
    he said.

    The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in
    this room full of people. You should have said there is something
    wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with
    the Doctor in private."

    The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of
    strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

    The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

    The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"
    There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

    The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken
    her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"

    I can't piss out of it," he replied.

    The waiting room erupted in laughter.
  2. reallyhot

    Gold Member

    Sep 25, 2006
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    The Great White North
    Good one!

    Here's a real situation I experienced observed at a urologist's office:

    Guy comes in , secretary say's can I help
    you sir? He replies... a bit too loudly, sounding upset...I've had an erection for three days and it won't go down! Quiet! she replies not everybody needs to hear you!

    He sit's down by now everyone looks at his erection it's sticking up
    over the magazine he's holding on his lap to cover it up, to no avail
    however because the magazine's not big enough to cover it all as it's
    protruding above the magazine up to his armpit.. quite obviously.

    It didn't take long for him to be called in ahead of everyone else.
    Pardon the pun!
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