Medical receptionist

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They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have
to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is very
embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who
insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other
patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way
this old guy handled it.

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached
the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the
Doctor for today??"

There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.
The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into
crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,"
he said.

The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in
this room full of people. You should have said there is something
wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with
the Doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of
strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"
There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken
her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"

I can't piss out of it," he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.
 

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Good one!

Here's a real situation I experienced observed at a urologist's office:

Guy comes in , secretary say's can I help
you sir? He replies... a bit too loudly, sounding upset...I've had an erection for three days and it won't go down! Quiet! she replies not everybody needs to hear you!

He sit's down by now everyone looks at his erection it's sticking up
over the magazine he's holding on his lap to cover it up, to no avail
however because the magazine's not big enough to cover it all as it's
protruding above the magazine up to his armpit.. quite obviously.

It didn't take long for him to be called in ahead of everyone else.
Pardon the pun!