Medical Wonders

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    Four doctors were discussing their country's latest medical advances:
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    > The Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so
    > advanced that we can
    > take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have
    > him looking for
    > work in six weeks.'
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    >
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    > The German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can
    > take a lung out of one
    > person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in
    > four weeks.'
    >
    > The British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is
    > so advanced that we
    > can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in
    > another, and have them
    > both looking for work in two wee ks.'
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    > The Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys
    > are way behind.
    >
    > We took a man with no brains out of Texas ; put him in the
    > White House and
    > now half the country is looking for work.
     
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    lol
     
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    I love it! This is coming from a person that lives in the only democratic metropolis in Texas!
     
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    Look at it this way, there is not much time left before that texan goes back home.
     
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    Too true, sadly.
     
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    Sad. But, how true.
     
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