Four doctors were discussing their country's latest medical advances: > > The Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so > advanced that we can > take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have > him looking for > work in six weeks.' > > > > The German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can > take a lung out of one > person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in > four weeks.' > > The British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is > so advanced that we > can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in > another, and have them > both looking for work in two wee ks.' > > The Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys > are way behind. > > We took a man with no brains out of Texas ; put him in the > White House and > now half the country is looking for work.