Medical Wonders

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Four doctors were discussing their country's latest medical advances:
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> The Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so
> advanced that we can
> take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have
> him looking for
> work in six weeks.'
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>
>
> The German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can
> take a lung out of one
> person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in
> four weeks.'
>
> The British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is
> so advanced that we
> can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in
> another, and have them
> both looking for work in two wee ks.'
>
> The Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys
> are way behind.
>
> We took a man with no brains out of Texas ; put him in the
> White House and
> now half the country is looking for work.