Hey, Kids! It's the Recap episode of Medicine Show!:biggrin1:
(Friday, Jen's apartment, about 5 pm)
Chris sighed. I guess I should tell her. Now shell think Im a thieving little jerk. My roommate, Terry, found this old jar of medicinal cream in his attic. His granddad had made it back in the day. He tried it out and thought it didnt work, so he threw it away.
Of course it wouldnt work. If somebody made a cream that could make your penis bigger, they would be rich and guys would all have huge ones. Jen rolled her eyes again. Yeah
how come a guy who invents this hides it? You would be rich! Chris thought. Maybe he didn't want all the competition?
However, Terrys dick grew overnight, though, and he realized that the cream really worked. His friend Bruce got his brother to replicate the formula, and Terry and Bruce both used it. Terry ended up with about a twelve inch cock, and he was smaller than me to start with, said Chris.
Whos this Terry? Do you have his number? asked Tasha. The three all glared at her. What? I mean, Chris is nice and all that, but right tool for the job and all that.
He has a girlfriend, Tasha. replied Chris.
As do you, Jen pointed out.
Yeah, but his girlfriend is totally annoying and an argumentative know-it-all. Not a cool, beautiful goddess like mine. Chris batted his eyes at Jen. She punched him in the arm. "Oww!"
Bruce used the cream, too, but overdosed on it and got a fourteen inch dick, said Chris, hastening back to the story.
Thats not much of an overdose, said Kimber. The two girls looked at her askance, and she added, defensively, I mean, in comparison. You were saying, Chris
Terrys sisters found out about the cream and mixed it with hand lotion to cut the dosage, and they both used it to get bigger breasts.
Hold up! You can use this cream to get big boobs, too? asked Tasha, a little too interested.
Can you use it to get taller? asked Kimber, hopefully.
I dont know. All I know is that it works on guys genitals and girls breasts. And butts, Chris added. Maybe just soft tissue. Id be scared to experiment with it on something else. What if you spread it on your legs to get taller and it just gave you really thick legs? I dont know if it works on muscles or bones.
It just works on boners, not bones! said Tasha with a laugh. Anyway, we know it works on boobs, right? Jen gave her a look. Not everybody is as lucky as you, Boobarella.
They arent that big! said Jen, defensively.
Well, then, you can use some cream, too. Well both be packing racks, then, said Tasha.
Chris was distracted by the thoughts of the slender Tasha with a big, fat set of breasts, and Jen with a huge, round pair of boobs.If only
I dont think there was enough cream in that entire bottle for what Im thinking about. Jen poked him. Terry brought the growth cream mixed with hand lotion to school. His friend Greg is rooming with us, and he didnt believe Terry, because he knew Terry was tiny in high school. Terry told him all about it, and showed him the proof. Greg is even bigger than Terry, and he didnt even use the cream.
So, does Greg have a bitchy girlfriend, too? asked Tasha.
Hes gay, Tasha, Jen explained.
Damn it! Tasha punched the cushions. Would he like to come over and jerk off on camera, maybe?
Ahem! Jen cleared her throat, theatrically. Assuming that this story is true, which Im not, still doesnt explain how you got the cream, much less how you know so much about it.
Chris turned red. Monday night we went out drinking with Terrys new girlfriend and her friends. I had too much to drink, but Terry hooked up with her that night. When I woke up, somebody had gotten me back to the room and I was in bed. Greg and Terry were talking about his growth spurt. Terry told Greg the whole thing. He even showed him how big he had gotten. They both jerked off in the room together. They thought I was passed out.
Oh wow, thats so hot! said Kimber. The girls looked at her, amazed. I mean, two guys jerking off together, not Chris being passed out. The girls continued to stare at her. They are roommates and friends and they are comfortable sharing their sexuality with each other. Thats hot. Tasha and Jen looked at Kimber with skepticism. And its two guys with foot long dicks jerking off. You were saying, Chris?
I overheard Terry talking about the cream. I wasnt nearly as small as Terry had been before the cream, but my stupid step-brother Carl was pretty big, and he had always teased me about being small. It got around in high school, and pretty much everybody called me Spring Roll. Chris waited for the girls to laugh about that, but none of them did. They all seemed to be nodding, sympathetically. It was really tough being the guy with a tiny weiner in high school, even though I dont think I was all that small for my height. I mean, almost nobody even saw my dick, but everybody knew that it was tiny. A girl didnt even want to be hanging out with me, since she knew she would get teased about being with Spring Roll.
Awwww, Chris. Kimber had reached out from the recliner and was stroking his arm. Jen was stroking the other. They both looked at each other in surprise.
So you decided to max out the cream and become Cockzilla, destroyer of pants! Rrraaargh! finished Tasha, pumping her fists in triumph.
No! It wasnt like that at all. When the guys were in class, I found Terrys cream and put it on my dick. It made me get bigger, but just a little bit. I reapplied it, and it grew a little more. I wasnt trying to be huge like Bruce, or even as big as Terry. I just wanted to be a little large, maybe just a bit bigger than my stupid step-brother. I kept applying more cream until I got to about nine inches.
Thats still a nice size, offered Kimber. When Tasha and Jen glared at her, she cleared her throat. Ahem, I mean, its no twelve inches, but its nice
Ill be quiet now.
Yeah, but I thought the growth cream worked instantly. I knew that the straight stuff worked overnight, but I thought the hand cream mix was done working. It wasnt. I just kept getting bigger and bigger. Chris indicated with his hands.
If you had asked Terry about his cream, then you would have known how it worked, Chris. If you hadnt stolen his stuff without asking, you wouldnt be so big, said Jen, reproachfully.
Yeah, but if I wasnt so big I wouldnt have met you. Kimber sighed dramatically, and poked Jen in the arm. I know that I stole the cream. I know that was a dick move. But seriously, what would you have done? Ive been teased about my tiny dick my whole life. I get to college where no one knows that Im tiny, and both of my roommates have foot long cocks. Suddenly Ive got a chance to be bigger down there. Chris gestured to the mammoth bulge at his groin. What if he had said no? What if it was my one and only chance to get a bigger dick and I miss it? What if I have one chance to feel normal and confident my entire life, and I blow it by asking permission? Would you have done that?
Jen looked at him a bit wistfully. So Greg wasnt really lying. You really did want to reinvent yourself in college. You didnt want to be the little guy who got picked on anymore. She leaned forward and hugged him.
Yeah, but I got screwed over for being a sneak thief instead, said Chris, glumly. I used waaay too much of the cream, and got freaking huge. When Terry and Greg got back, I had a boner that was over twenty inches, and I had used up almost all of Terrys cream. Terry was pretty pissed off, but they both got a good laugh at my expense.
Aw, sweetie pie, I dont think you used too much cream. Jen released her hug and patted him lightly on the crotch. I think you used just about the right amount. Hang on, did you say you were twenty inches?
Did you say that you didnt use up all of the cream? The get bigger boobs than Jens cream? asked Tasha.
I didnt, at first, Chris explained. After I used the cream, I was really hungry. I gulped down a ton of Chinese food with Terry and Greg. I dont guess that they noticed the skinny Asian kid was eating as much as the two big, muscular jocks. Greg helped me pick out some clothes at Target to disguise myself, but after we got back to our dorm room, I was so horny. I couldnt stop jerking off. My cock was so huge and hard, and as soon as I finished one off, I was totally raging for more. Finally, I gulped down some water and ordered pizza.
Thats where you came in! said Kimber excitedly, pointing at Jen.
Yeah, thats where she comes in. I thought that I was horny before. After seeing you in that tight shirt and those shorts, and you being so nice to me, my hard on was totally raging.
I was nice to you because I thought you were sweet! said Jen, defensively. Well, I thought that you were kind of cute, and I thought that you had been jerking off, which was kind of hot.
I had been jerking off! When you delivered the pizza, that was my fifth session of the night! Chris waved his hand for emphasis, then realized what he was doing. After I saw you, though, I was crazy horny. I immediately jerked off about another nine times! Then I ran out of lotion, and grabbed another bottle of hand lotion, and squirted it all over my dick.
Tasha interrupted. That was the rest of the growth cream! You put even more on your huge wang!
Yeah. I got it all over my dick, and I wasnt sure what would happen if I tried to just wipe it off. Maybe I would have gotten weird lumps or something. I scraped out all the rest of the cream and tried to spread it evenly all over my genitals. I was so horny that it seemed like a good idea at the time. Chris shrugged his shoulders.
At that point, it didnt seem like I was getting that much bigger. Maybe just a few inches. Anyhow, I was so freaking horny that I jerked off twenty four times that night! He rolled his eyes. Next day, however, I wake up totally dehydrated.
Im not surprised! Im surprised you didnt dry up and blow away. Ive seen your wet dreams first hand, sweetie, said Jen. Twenty four times? she thought. My sweetie can cum twenty four times in a row!?!
It wasnt just the session from the night before. All day I was starving hungry. I pigged out at breakfast, gorged myself at lunch, snacked all evening, and then ordered pizzas from you. I was still getting bigger and bigger. He held Jens hand. When I got over here that night, and said that I had never been as big as I was with you, it wasnt a line. I had never even seen myself that big and hard.
I just thought you were trying to be sweet. I mean, once youve hooked a girl, you dont have to be quite as nice to them, said Jen.
Are you kidding? Chris asked, astonished. Once a girl picks you, you have to be twice as nice to her, because she really likes you. Its super important to be nice then. Before that, its kind of a waste being extra nice, because she might not really like you, and youre just wasting your time.
Jen tilted her head. Chris, you didnt date much in high school, did you?.
No. I told you. Everybody knew I was tiny. Even girls that liked me didnt want to be the girl that was dating Spring Roll. I mean, Im not a virgin, but I didnt have a steady girlfriend.
Ooookay. Forget I asked. Jen patted him on the arm. Youre totally right. Its way more important to be nice to a girl once you are dating her. Way, way, way more important. I wish I had found someone who thought that a few boyfriends ago, mused Jen, regretfully.
So
you believe me, right? Chris asked, hesitantly. I was never this big before, and its kind of overwhelming. I dont know if guys that are just large, like Terry, get really horny, but I get completely horny. I cant even dial it back down. I swear, its not because I dont like you, or anything, Jen. I just cant stop it once it starts.
Jen laughed and tousled his hair. I believe you, sweetie pie. If you could make up a story like that, theres no way that you would let yourself get caught with both of my roomies. Hung you might be, but slick you are not.