Meeting My GF's Mother

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  1. theprizefighter

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    So tonight (in just a few hours) I will be at my girlfriend's house meeting her mother for the first time. From what I've heard her Mom is attractive PLUS she has recently got breast implants. Ok, so there you have the MILFactor. My question is, should I jerk-off prior to this meeting to calm my nerves and ensure no chance of unfortunate wood? Or should I keep my mojo in me and let it help power me through the night?

    Any thoughts? Advice?

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    -the prize fighter
     
  2. D_Fred Fitzintite

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    just fuck your gf afterwards haha
     
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    Just think that you can bang your girlfriend after, and it is like 1/2 of her mom. So just get yourself primed for your girlfriend.
     
  5. Principessa

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    J/O prior to the meeting. :cool:
     
  6. theprizefighter

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    Thanks for the input guys (and gal). I ended up holding off and going over there with a loaded gun. Luckily it went very well and her mom really liked me. PHEW!
     
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