Member's Monikers

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  1. Imported

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    wondering: I was viewing the membership section of this board and would like to share with you.

    I was interested to see that dickcheney is a member of this board. Noticeably missing was Clarence Thomas (unless he is using some pseudonym or other moniker).

    The two monikers on this board that I found entertaining are:

    Hugh Johnson
    Dixie Normous

    Although, I am a bit concerned for Dixie. Where I come from, Dixie is a girl's name.

    Monikers that I would like to see:

    Phillup Beaver
    Chase Beaver (Obviously younger Phillup's brother)
    Sherwood Dewall
    Dick Fitztite
    Peter Dragon
     
  2. jonb

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    And where are Dick Smoker, Hugh Jass, Homer Sexual, and Mike Hunt during all of this?

    There are a semi-infinite number of prank call names.

    And of course, there's the lady who started the whole greeting card business, Bea Maya Valentine.
     
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    How about...

    Gherkin D. Johnson
    Pubert Tea
    Sir Vick Slapper

    :D

    Pecker
     
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    mindseye: [quote author=Peter Beader link=board=99;num=1039707828;start=0#0 date=12/12/02 at 07:43:48]Monikers that I would like to see:

    Peter Dragon[/quote]

    The central character in Fox's short-lived comedy Action! was named Peter Dragon. Wrapping this thread back to the topic of the board, Action!'s pilot episode features a scene in which Peter discovers, and is temporarily traumatized by, the fact that that his boss is much better hung than he is.
     
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    Donk: How about Plenty O'Toole?

    In "Diamonds Are Forever" this was a girl's name, but, as 007 noted, she was no doubt named after her father.
     
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    Hugh G. Rection
    Phil McCrack
    Handel McHock
    Buster Highman
    Pierce Kuntz

    BTW ... the last one is an actual name!
     
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    mindseye: [quote author=DoubleMeatWhopper link=board=99;num=1039707828;start=0#5 date=12/13/02 at 10:30:52]BTW ... the last one is an actual name![/quote]

    There's a math teacher at Philips Exeter named Dick Little. In the phone book, he says, he just goes by his initial to avoid the inevitable crank calls.
     
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    rawbone8: Gym teacher at my high school had the surname Cox... which led to speculation that his first name should be Seymour ... (or Isaac). No one had the balls to say it to his face though.
     
  9. jonb

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    "Hello, I'd like to see a Mr. Koholik. First name Al."
    "Is there an alcoholic here?"

    "Is IP Freely here? Hey guys! I pee freely!"

    "Let's look at the roll call. Okay, Anita Bath?"
    (Kids laugh.)
    "I guess she isn't here. Maya Butreex?"
    (Kids laugh.)
    "Oh, I get it. It's my face, isn't it?"

    "Is Homer there?"
    "Homa who?"
    "Homer Sexual."
    "Is there a homosexual here? I'm lookin' for a homosexual. Maybe in the bathroom."

    Simpsons did it or my name is Ivana Tinkle, and it isn't. LOL
     
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    ratlas: My friend Bruce always got a kick out of this guy we knew. His name was Miles Long.
    I personally prefer the literary character Hymen Hunter. I also remember reading an article about an Israeli jeweller who was robbed. His name was Penhas Balaban. Gotta love those Israeli names.
     
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    [quote author=jonb link=board=99;num=1039707828;start=0#8 date=12/14/02 at 12:29:24]"Hello, I'd like to see a Mr. Koholik. First name Al."
    "Is there an alcoholic here?"

    "Is IP Freely here? Hey guys! I pee freely!"

    "Let's look at the roll call. Okay, Anita Bath?"
    (Kids laugh.)
    "I guess she isn't here. Maya Butreex?"
    (Kids laugh.)
    "Oh, I get it. It's my face, isn't it?"

    "Is Homer there?"
    "Homa who?"
    "Homer Sexual."
    "Is there a homosexual here? I'm lookin' for a homosexual. Maybe in the bathroom."

    Simpsons did it or my name is Ivana Tinkle, and it isn't. LOL[/quote]
    Tsk, tsk, jon, you're forgetting about Hugh Jass, remember? ;D
     
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    prepky: I went to school with a girl named Anita Peace.....and she did get the ribbing in high school.....especially during roll call
     
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    Once when I substituted for a middle school math teacher I introduced myself to the class and told them that instead of reading the roll I'd like for them to tell me who was absent from class that day.

    One of the boys immediately said, "Donald Duck."

    Then a boy sitting next to him, giggling, said, "Billy Club."

    The first boy then said, "Anita Pee."

    I went into an oration about decorum, politeness, etc. for about 10 minutes, in the meantime opening the roll book.

    My speech ended when I found the names

    Donald Duff

    William Clubb

    Anita Peah.

    I promised myself to get my ears cleaned.


    Pecker

    When I told my doctor that I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
     
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