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Wills sits on the shelf over my bed for the singular purpose of jumping on my chest/stomach.

Worse, my orange chonker does the same damn thing. Gonna catch a cracked sternum one night.
 
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For all my love of knitting I actually loath wearing sweaters. The bulk kills me, skin claustrophobia. And sleeves are the worst part!

"Randy laid there like a slug. It was his only defense."

So that “sweater” is just, like, the polar opposite of what you’d want? It sounds like you’re looking for cable-knit overalls :p.

(also, well done on the Christmas Story quote. :))
 
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