Memes Women Can Relate To

[lms28]

I hope none of you find this condescending. I laughed out loud at the serene expression on her face.

 

[lms28]

 

[Enid]

 

[MickeyLee]

Betty White is my soul inspiration.

 

[lms28]

 

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[286798]

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that's the truth!!!!

 

[EllieP]

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Hubby and I weren't married yet when we heard this hot rod squealing and smoking tires down the street.

He asked "Does that turn you on?"

I said, "It only turns guys on. Doesn't work on most women."

He said, "Damn, my life has been a lie!"

 

[Enid]

 

[Enid]

 

[MickeyLee]

There needs to be a "love this fucking post!" option.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

A woman's experience on a dating website.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Hubby and I weren't married yet when we heard this hot rod squealing and smoking tires down the street.

He asked "Does that turn you on?"

I said, "It only turns guys on. Doesn't work on most women."

He said, "Damn, my life has been a lie!"

While putting away his toys after a gig, outside, biker bar, busy street, my sweetie and I hear a bike roar up and rev for ...a lot longer than we’d heard all afternoon.
He looks at me, eyes laughing but says deadpan: is that impressive?
I answer, also incredibly deadpan: remind me to have an orgasm later.
That’s when we realized people were still on the patio. A table of riders cracked up.
And catcalled the guy as he walked up.

 

[lms28]

 

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[lms28]

A woman's experience on a dating website.

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That has to be a joke/fake profile...

Doesn’t it?

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Yes it is satire but aligns closely to a lot of guys profiles on dating websites.

 

[lms28]

Yes it is satire but aligns closely to a lot of guys profiles on dating websites.

Sadly, I know you’re right. *sigh*

 

[EllieP]

Yes it is satire but aligns closely to a lot of guys profiles on dating websites.

I would probably be gay if I found myself single again.