axolotl27: These are among my favourites down through the years. GF pulling it out of my pants for the first time:"Is there no end to this?" "I don't think we can do this. You need a woman built like The Grand Canyon". "Oh my God!! Angela was right. I can only get my hand half way around it". Guy at urinal beside me: "Which sporting goods company makes that bat? I don't see any label". Nurse shaving me for hernia operation: "Has any girl ever called 911?". HS girl friend's first look:"It's--It's--It's a monster!!!" "My sister says you're going to represent Canada in the next Olympics". "What do you mean?" "In the 3-legged race". First married woman I was with when in HS:"Sweet Jesus!! It'll be up to my collarbones".