This is one of my favorite times of year. Every year, I buy my wife a different sexy outfit. It's better than Valentine's Day by far for me! Anyway, this year I had bought my Halloween costume, which is Hercules. I bought my wife a sexy goddess costume. I had come home and put mine on. My kids went across the street to go play at the neighbor's house. I chided my wife into putting on her sexy Greek goddess costume. Now I am getting justifiably horny. But my wife is not into it. "We'll play later," she says. But she's in this near sheer short skirted white little outfit. And I am feeling very amorous. We start kind of fooling around and now I'm thinking I'm going to get lucky.
Just then our doorbell rings and my Mormon neighbor and four of her kids are standing there, with my kids. She looks at me, sees my getup, then looks and sees my wife in her little outfit (no bra on, so her cleavage is sticking out prominently) and she says "well, I could come back later..."
I tell her it's OK, no big deal, let the kids in and let them play. Obviously, no action for me. But the look on her face was priceless!
