Memorable places or objects you’ve jizzed at or on?

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Probably boxed underwear at a department store! Now mind you there were no cameras in this general area and the closest checker was behind a tall wall and you couldnt see who was going in the fitting rooms or what people were shopping for should also mention their back would habe been towards the fitting rooms anyway! SO I would occasionally go to this department store grab a bunch of underwear off the shelf try them on and admire myself in the mirror well then came the best part jacking off in them! i'd jerk cum fold the underwear back and put it in the box and reshelf it! Bonus was that I would occasionally leave the fitting room door open but no one was EVER in this department store! I even stole some of the underwear I was trying on!
 
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Lol ! So that’s why they recommend wash before wear.
 
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One that ‘stick out’ for me hehe is at a Defence Force Academy library when I was browsing porn there one evening along with a handful of cadets.

When I could no longer hold, I rushed off to the nearest toilet and just managed to pull my cock out as it stated to shoot. I came all over the toilet cistern. Cos it was white I didn’t pay much attention to clean up and went back to the computer.

Sometime later a senior seargant came around and says “who made all that mess in the toilet”? And we’re all pretending we’re studying.

I guess he got his fingers sticky when flushing!
 

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My wife had her head on my lap one night while we were watching TV and and her hair felt so soft on my dick that I wrapped it around my dick and started jerking off. She let me cum in her hair. It was a true, "There's Something About Mary" moment.
 

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I once jerked off in the middle of class because I was horny af. Had one hand taking notes, and another in my pocket rubbing my cock and playing with my balls. I was rubbing slowly, careful not to attract any attention, and eventually I jizzed. I was around at least 20 people and fully clothed. My underpants were soaking wet but none of it seeped through so you couldn't see anything on my pants.

Cleaned up after class in a bathroom nearby. I had friends in that class and they never brought it up, so as far as I know, nobody noticed.
 
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Also blew heavy in my trousers while perusing various models photoshoots on a big iMac screen which I’ve completed just an hour before. Always rushed off to the bathroom to wipe myself dry before a big wet patch had a chance to appear.
 
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Was house sitting for some neighbors (years ago)...I jacked off into her bras and panties over about a week. I loved seeing her after knowing my cum was touching her tits...
 
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one of the most memorable places I have JO is on the river bank of the Niagara River in NY. Memorable because anyone could have seen us (it was summer time) but as far as I know, no one did.
 
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I once stole my stepfather’s boxers (tight little black ones I used to catch him running to the bathroom in) and came in them. Kept them under my pillow for months and no one ever said a thing
 

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I was see a girl for a while who had issues with god...

She had me fucking her in a confessional booth at church... while she was giving her confession.
 
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For a chronic masturbator like me there are tons of places, people and things I have jizzed on.
For places I do love shooting a nice load off a cliff or mountain top or some sort of major tourist attraction.
On public transit I have cum while just rubbing on others on an overcrowded train.
Love cumming on womens clothing.
Cumming on food while cooking is fun, I do it quite a bit when I cook for my mother in law and her clothes are probably my fave to cum on .
 

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One time I my asshole roommate pissed me off I jizzed on his toothbrush. I moved out and moved into another room shortly after that.



One time I jizzed on my dad at a hotel when he was a sleep. Up and down his arm . I think some on his neck too.

One time I jizzed on a bench in a changing room at a store.
 

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The wife once gave me a blow job as I drove us back home from a night out. I pulled into a laybye to cum. The cum all over my trousers was not so unusual, but the fact that they were still covered in cum when we got home, and greeted the babysitter was a bit gross.
 
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