Memorable Shots!

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  1. tech1995

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    Wanted to start a thread on memorable cumshots. I will start with one from my college days...

    My freshman year I took a pretty bad looking date to my formal. I wasn't going to go since I had a death recently in my family but at the last minute asked this older chick to go. I thought at least some ass would do me some good. Well for two days this chick was teasing the missle but never would go much further. Finally on Satruday after the dinner/dance we were at her apartment and started messing around. Turned out the red storm was in town and sex was out. I asked her how about a bj/hj? She started working her thing. I was pretty drunk so I was able to hold out fairly long. Now, we were on her couch and she had taken off her formal dress and placed it to the side. I could tell from the teasing/long foreplay this was going to be a good nut. Well I did ask her where she wanted the deposit and she said just shoot it! That was all I needed! I start spraying semen everywhere to the left of me (I was seated) and a good about six ropes found her formal! When she realised this she was more than pissed! I told her that I was sorry, what else could I say?

    Anyway, she called me later that week to say the cleaners wasn't able to get the stains completely out of the dress. We never really messed around again and she would just look me me when I saw her on campus.

    Anybody got else good stories out there? I know we have some shooters that have wreaked havoc before...
     
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    Here is one for ya.

    I was fooling around with this guy I started dating....let's call him Mike. Mike and I hadn't had sex yet, we had only gone out a few times. So, we were hanging out one night, he said that he didn't want to fuck yet, and we were both really horny. For some reason or another, I hadn't shot a load in a few days (usually I'm a j/o at least once a day guy).

    So we were lying on our backs, on my bed, shoulder to shoulder, jacking off together, kissing, all that. He came first, then I started to cum. I shot so hard that the first squirt landed right in his face, and the rest of the spirts of cum spackled him from face to crotch. He was covered. The first big dollop of jizz landed over his eye, luckily he blinked at the right moment, and it didn't get IN his eye (it burns!). But, he couldn't open his eyes or cum would get in them. His hands were covered in cum. Mine were too. He was blinded and couldn't see. He started laughing, and said, with his eyes closed and his face covered in cum "do you have a towel?". He and I just started cracking up, laughing so hard. He was blinded by jizz! I quickly got up, found a towel, and started cleaning his face off. It was very funny. I apologized, he said as long as it didn't get in his eye, it was no big deal. He was impressed, actually. He said, next time we jack off together, he would wear goggles :)
     
  3. tech1995

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    Good story!

    Who else???
     
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    Once i gave up masturbating for three weeks.

    One afternoon i was in the sitting room just teasing my stone hard cock, edging, milking it until the edge, then calmed down, etc, this for almost 2 1/2 hours (lot of time to waste, lol).

    I was so aroused, and my cock was so hard it ached, with shiny purple head.

    At a certain point i lost control, and i came screaming out loud: i spurted over my head countless spurts of creamy cum, which landed in my hair, in my hands, all over a table, on the floor, on my trousers, on a book...
     
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    Thats hilarious bro. great story and great squirt. Right on!
     
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    I came back from a camping trip, senior year of college. One week w/o letting a load loose. The day I got back I showered and started rubbin and jackin. I was standing and let the load go. It shot straight up and hit my left cheek. At first I didnt know what it was cause I was expecting it to just shoot towards the wall. So yeah it was a missile load with a few ropes.
     
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    In high school... GF was giving me head at home and we were being quiet so we wouldn't get caught. I came and didn't have a chance to warn her. It hit the back of her throat. She coughed and then went into an asthma attack.

    Once she was alright it was funny as hell. We both laughed for a long time.
     
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    the first time i ever came...was on a rented travel bus comming home from a field trip in the spring of 6th grade me and another classmate(her name was nicole)started yellin' insults back and forth until she said "well at least i don't stuff my pant"and me not knowing and not wanting to seem like i was scared said back"why don't you come and feel it?"
    she got quiet and it looked like i won the banter,but after most of the students and teachers went to sleep,she came back to where i was and reached right up my shorts,and pulled my dick out...
    she only squeezed it ltwice,but this was the first time a female touched me.i was excited and scared out of my mind.i could hear my heartbeat in my head.and everything seemed like it was in slow motion.
    i shot on her forearm,her thigh,her chest(tank top on)and the first pop went into a little bit of her bangs.we were both shocked,she went into the bathroom and told one of the teachers she sneezed on herself in her sleep.i never told anybody until summer vacation,but she wouldn't look at me or speak to me untill graduation practice.
     
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    This is toooooo funny. Can't believe i'm reading this. [laughing]
     
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    The year was 1994 and I was in San Antonio, Texas, being trained in a computer encoding schema and housed in a hotel adjacent to the Alamo.

    I hit the San Antonio YMCA trolling for dick and came across a Alex Cort who I'd seen on the cover of Inches Magazine the month previous.

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    We repaired back to my hotel, and began to fuck around. That uncut cock of his fit perfectly down my throat. After an hour or so of sucking and fucking, it was time for the money shot.

    So I'm jacking my dick, he's jacking his so we can cum together, and I launch off a series of shots that go over his head, over the headboard of the bed and onto a water color picture adorning the wall.

    Well, the sperm got behind the glass and began to make the watecolor flowers run. This continued until the art work was either ruined or suitably enhanced to the point where it was a blur.

    We hooked up again before I left and fucked up a storm. Alex came to visit in my home town a year or two later where we fucked around after his sex show at the Nob Hill gay cinema. We also hit the nude beach one day for some torrid exhibitionism, which was a new one for him.
     
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    Was the second time fooling around with a friend. (Mutual JO) and when I finally let loose I shot the wall behind the bed we were laying in, hit my face twice, and a couple of shots on my chest. Needless to say the orgasm to accompany it was pretty damn hot as well.

    He had a pretty good shot too and after we're both done. I get a "Dude, you needed that bad. Let's do it again sometime." The next 6 months were pretty damn cool.
     
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    When I was younger, I had the house to myself once, and tried to see how many times I could get off in a day. (17) I then decided I'd wait until the next time I had a whole day to myself before I'd jerk off again.

    Six weeks later...

    I spent a good hour teasing the hell out of myself. I was amazed I didn't cum in about 10 seconds after six weeks of no spunking. Well, when I finally came, I was lying in my bed, and it shot straight up, arced, and hit me in the face.

    First time I ever tasted cum, too. :)
     
  13. WildHoney

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    oh god I have heap, my hubby seems to be a serial funny cum shot man

    Recently while with another couple he was asked by her to cum all over her tits. He was in the midst of an awesome blow job and was really sexually excited, so bracedhimself to do as she was begging , he aimed and shot a fairly large load in her nicely done hairdo.


    Another time was when I fucked him with a fleshlight in the car while driving. I pulled it off just as he was about to cum, He had a great shooting orgasm - only trouble was he couldn't find the cum. It was like "something about Mary".
    When we arrived at the casino, he found the cum, it had landed inside his light coloured jeans, we had to get water from the carpark vending machine and pour it on the jeans to look like he spilt a drink.


    Third time was recently also. We had a threesome with a 23 year old guy with a great big cock, he was as "cocky" as they come with it too.

    Big dicked young guy came and it kind of tricked out over his chest, he lay back all satisfied.

    44 year old hubby proceeded to fuck me for a further 20 minutes and then pulled our and shot cum over my body, over young guys body and onto the bedhead behind us all - a good 2 meters.
    Young hung guy said " holy shit dude, how do you do that!" lol...was a tarzan moment for a old hubby :)

    xx
    Honey
     
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    No wonder he shoots big loads with tits and nips like that to aim at!!
    Magnificent!

    Franky
     
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    This story does not involve me but involves my brother and his girlfriend.

    When we were 16, we are twins, we had a small party in the woods with our friends. After a few drinks my brother and his girlfriend dissappeared for about 20 minutes. When they returned his girlfriend had a massive load in her hair.

    Supposedly she missed some and didn't notice.

    Nobody had the guts to say anything as we all thought it was hilarious.
    About 30 min later we all decided to walk to the store. And just our luck my brothers girlfriends father was in the parking lot, he could smell the booze on us and immediatley made her get in the car.

    Not sure if her father noticed, but when she got home her mother did.
    HAHAHAHA
     
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