Men and the Menopause

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  1. DaveyR

    DaveyR Retired Moderator
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    Paul and I are both approaching the menopause. We were wondering about menopausal pregnancy. Any advice please? :wink:
     
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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!

    Now that would truly be a trick baby.:biggrin1:
     
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    You can drop off junior at preschool on your way to cash your social security check....:smile:
     
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    Well I have got a trick pelvis:wink:
     
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    yes but is your cock 9", 9.25", or 9.5"?
     
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    It's not that big but does it look big enough?
     
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    Have you tried finding out the length of a horse's penis to compare it with? :confused:

    Because that's always useful. :rolleyes:
     
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    I couldn't find a horse only an Ass.:mad:
     
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    Thanks very much calling me an ass:eek:
     
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    How pert was it? :rolleyes:
     
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    Don't get me started, or I might trot out my "Donkey Hottie" pun again in celebration of great Spanish literature. :cool:
     
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    It was a cold day :wink:
     
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    This we gotta see.:wink: You really should have twins, each fourteen pounds at birth.:biggrin1:
     
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    Yeah he has two stones already :wink:

    (for those in the US a stone is 14 pounds)
     
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    Yes I have and i'm well hung-----------Like a Hamster:biggrin1:
     
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    if i don't use a condom and i have the sex with an HIV+ steer, am i at risk for contracting Mad Cow Disease?
     
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    I would doubt it as neither of us suffer from PMT any longer :wink:
     
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    What was it about their telephone service package that you didn't like? :rolleyes:

    ---> click
     
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    It was to do with the fact that every time I rang them they told me that it was all my fault and to go fuck myself.
     
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    Do you use a condom for that? Can you really accomodate all 21.16 inches of your penis without a lot pf preparation? Do you selfsuck often, and if so, do you remove your teeth to do it?
     
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