Men and their (self-made) toys

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by B_johnschlong, Mar 10, 2007.

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How often do you use (self-made) toys?

  1. I *sit* on a (self-made) toy at least once a week

    6 vote(s)
    16.7%
  2. I sometimes sit on a (self-made) toy, not that often

    2 vote(s)
    5.6%
  3. Yuck, I'm not gay, I never sit on a toy, let alone a self-made one

    5 vote(s)
    13.9%
  4. I put my dong into a (self-made) toy (like "the Cow"), at least once a week

    2 vote(s)
    5.6%
  5. I put my schlong into toys sometimes, but really not that often

    12 vote(s)
    33.3%
  6. I never put my penis into no toy like, I don't need this

    9 vote(s)
    25.0%
  1. B_johnschlong

    B_johnschlong New Member

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    No this thread is not about cars, guns and girls, this is about other toys.

    When I was young, we used to do "the Cow" - a special, fun, group masturbation technique. To do the cow, you simply need to take a condom with you into the shower. Fill it with hot water, until it's really huge (about to snap), then put your dong in, lift it up, and fvkk it. Very funny: your dick gets magnified, and it's like fvkking a huge booty, a cow so to speak. The sound of the water is like a clapping pair of butt cheeks, and when you cum, your sperm swims in the condom and drifts upwards, magnified.

    Ok. I'm sure many of us know similar masturbation techniques based on self-made "toys".

    Let's poll this.

    Also: if you have any nice tools and toys you use creatively on yourself, please describe them. It's always nice to experiment with someone else's invention. :wink:
     
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    I don't get how the water will stay inside when you "fuck" the condom
     
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    snakebyte.... i was wondering the same thing.

    i'm a fan of my left hand though....it always does the trick.
     
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    None of the above, but does it count that I made an acrylic dildo for my wife?
     
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    Lol, lemme describe it better :smile:

    1. take the condom and fill it with hot water; you keep it on the floor of the shower, because it becomes really big
    2. squat down and put your dick into the opening of the condom
    3. the 'ring' of the condom stays tightly around your dong (unless of course you have a very tiny one, which is not the case chez nous at LPSG :smile:)
    4. now you grab the condom from below with both your hands, and you lift it up, so that you stand up straight
    5. then you just fkk it, like a huge hot, wet, willing booty

    The water stays inside because your erect dong keeps the condom tightly wrapped around it. Try it, you'll see it works. Have fun.
     
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