1. Men are likeLaxatives
They irritate the crap out of you.
2
Men are like.
Bananas
The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like
Weather
Nothing can be done to change
them.
4.
Men are like
Blenders
You need One, but you're not quite sure why..
5.
Men are like
Chocolate Bars
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right
for your hips.
6. Men are like
Commercials
You can't believe a word they say.
7.
Men are like
Department Stores
Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8.
Men are like
Government Bonds
..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9.
Men are like
Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10.
Men are like
Popcorn
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11.
Men are like
Snowstorms
You never know when they're coming, how many
inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12.
Men are like
Lava Lamps
Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13..
Men are like
Parking Spots
All the good ones are taken, the rest are
handicapped.
