Men Are.........

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  1. jakeatolla

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    Men are like....

    1. Men are like ....Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.

    2. Men are like....Bananas...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

    3. Men are like ......Weather.. Nothing can be done to change them.

    4. Men are like .......Blenders.. You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

    5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

    6. Men are like ... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.

    7. Men are like .....Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

    8. Men are like .....Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

    9. Men are like .....Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

    10. Men are like ....Popcorn..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

    11. Men are like... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

    12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
     
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    Men are like....

    1. Men are like ....Laxatives ...... People never think about them until they need one

    2. Men are like....Bananas...... Perfectly shaped to bring pleasure

    3. Men are like ......Weather.. taken for granted

    4. Men are like .......Blenders.. You need One, to mix a drink properly


    5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars ... cheap comfort for women


    6. Men are like ... Commercials ....... Derided, but they pay for everything

    7. Men are like .....Department Stores ..... everythibg is laid out for a woman's pleasure


    8. Men are like .....Government Bonds .... not glamorous, but they provide for their families in retirement


    9. Men are like .....Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion, because women are the only ones allowed to have emotions

    10. . Men are like .......Lava Lamps .... deceptively complex.
     
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