Men - can you pee with a boner?

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  1. RandyL

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    Just wondering how many men here can take a piss with a rock hard dick. I can do it, it just takes a minute or so of getting the muscles to work the right way at the right time. Once I get it started I don't have much trouble keeping it going.

    And then of course the boner goes away once you're done pissing. So it seems like it was all that work for nothing.

    This happens at night for me. I'll wake up in the middle of the night or in the morning and have to piss REALLY bad, and my cock is hard enough to punch a hole in the wall at the same time. I usually piss into the shower in this case, as it's hard enough to get the piss started without also having to bend your dick down and aim for the toilet. Pissing into the shower in this case makes it much easier.

    Women - do you find this aspect of being a man to be interesting? You don't have to deal with this.
     
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    funny, i was just thinking about this subject. for some reason, when i piss with a boner (not too sure why i do but it's not difficult!) it's like a pressure washer. i could get the bugs off my number plate with it!
     
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    I can but i have to stand way back and aim real good, its easier if i go outdoors
     
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    Showoff!!! :biggrin1:
     
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    says the man who's gotta stand out doors and "aim real good"! :eek:
     
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    I have no problem pissing with a boner, and it almost always stays hard afterwards. I have trouble cumming if I feel the need to urinate, so I guess my body has developed a working solution.
     
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    I can't pee with a boner, and barely can with a semi. I find if I've been having sex for a long time, peeing afterwards is difficult then too. I think it has something to do with the prostate still being tense.
     
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    I wonder how many men here have difficulty pissing in the toilet with a boner, in other words I wonder what the ratio of men have a hard on that goes up versus down...anybody seen stats on that?
     
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    Of course i can its called "mornings". Anyway i can be extremely hard I can go with ease though I have to stand back witch is hard because my bathroom is small, but I manage, a few times I used the sink. Don't ask me why I'm not sure
     
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    Absolutely, if I want to piss in my face. Otherwise, I've been known to lean far over the toilet, propping my head against the wall and pushing my dick down with one hand in order to pee into the bowl. And all the same, it's not a pleasant feeling; there's something physiologically awkward -- my dick doesn't like the sensation.
     
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    I don't really have anything new to add, I will just concur that it's possible, and easier to do if you don't push your dick down, but then how do you not make a mess? I find that bending over the bathroom sink works for me.

    http://www.ultraqueer.com/urination/0365.jpg
     
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    not easily but yes
     
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    ahmm..yea done that..
     
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    I can do it with a semi.
     
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    I have to position myself carefully, leaning forward I push down on the head of my cock to get it within the toilet seat as I sit down, and still leaning forward I am able to let fly. There is no way that I would be able to stand and pee into a toilet with a hard on.
     
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    Yeah I can do it but my cock sticks straight up so cant aim down I need to go outside too or I would just end up pissing on the ceiling. But no trouble getting the stream going.
     
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    yeah can do it - takes a min to 'prepare' - need to work out the arch or it can be a bit messy ;)

    no problems with a semi-hard
     
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    This is a talent I've taken into sexplay and call "The Brazilian Bowelwash", but only for alliteration purposes, not because it's a Brazilian thing. It's extremely hot.
     
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    Ah, we used to call it Fire Hosing!

    I guess I'm lucky that I just stick out and a bit down when rock hard. I can still aim it down at the bowl/shower/shrub/man and let it go. If it is a morning boner it comes out like a jet. Hmmm....wonder if my BF's awake yet...
     
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    same with me!!
     
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