<rant> You are supposed to have a big dick. You are not supposed to be one. I have come to expect certain things from men. Class. Excellent self-expression. A normal (or better) level of intelligence. Chivalry. I do not regard adult males who do not possess at least those characteristics as men. I am not here because I'm impressed by large penises. In fact, I am not in any way impressed by large penises. I have enourmous breasts. So, I know better than anyone how little any of you had to do with the size of your penises. I didn't do anything to get a ginourmous rack, it just happened one afternoon. (I swear that's how it seemed, anyway.) The best sex I'm having right now is with the smallest guy in my rotation. I do not regard your dicks like phallic celebrities or deities worthy of reverence and worship. Fuck that. If you want my attention, you have to get it with something more interesting than pictures of your penis. Every man has a cock. Nothing is special about yours. I don't want to open a PM, IM, or email from you with no introduction, no niceties, and just lameoid phrases like, "Nice rack. Wanna fuck?" I hear that a million times a day, every day on the street from common trash. I will classify you as such. I'm not your average chick. That is, I do not underestimate my value. So you'd better not either when you approach me. That is all. </rant> Where do they keep that ignore button again?