Men pretending to be Women: A female perspective

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by B_Mademoiselle Rouge, Feb 21, 2008.

  1. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    I felt compelled to share a little insight, since so many men are being fooled in the chatroom as soon as a female with pics comes in with an obvious porn fantasy inspired name.

    First of all, real women don't pick names like ISwallowCum, BustyCheryl, LickMyNipples and the like.

    Second of all, no matter how sexual we are, we don't think or talk like men. We may get naughty in sexual conversations but we usually don't say elementary things like "female/21/florida.....looking for big cock to watch on cam"

    Thirdly, women who meander onto LPSG often watch and participate a little bit before posting pics. Notice how many men are more than willing to make sex videos and the woman is apprehensive about it? It's because we are a little cautious about jumping in head first into public internet nudity without feeling things out.

    Fourth reason: Real women find the "Porn Star" look to be repulsive and don't desire to look like them at all. If a person is brand new on here, saying they are female and have all sorts of pro-porn looking pics, you can bet your sugar cookies it's not a female you are talking with.

    Fifth: We don't throw out our Yahoo or MSN screen names for everyone to see. Why? Just compare to female to male ratio around here. We'd never get anything done if we chatted privately with everyone who made an attempt to talk to us.

    Sixth: We don't advertise that we watch cams. Why? For the same reason we don't post our Yahoo handle. I have my Yahoo buddylist VERY slimmed down and i still get bombarded with men wanting to cam from morning until night. Imagine how many more requests we'd get if every guy who wants a female audience knew about us? Anyone who has FEMALE in their profile gets approached to watch cammers all the time. Females actually get the pick of the litter when it comes to who they watch. Nothing wrong with approaching someone to watch you, but we rarely ask you first. I have been known to ask, but after being here a while its getting more and more rare.

    Seventh: We don't PM you asking all sorts of details about your cock, what your girlfriend thinks about it or how other guys reacted to it in 10th grade gym class. This is obviously a fantasy this user has about what it must be like to have a big cock. We don't care what others think about your cock.

    Eighth: If you are posting on the forums, constantly using responses such as "heee heee i know!" and "thanx you are a hottie 2!!!!" and other 3 or 4 word sentences in TEXT SLANG is not how a woman speaks. We are wordy, ask any male in our life that wants us to shut up because we talk too much.

    Last but not least, if you have an avatar of a Real Doll, you are likely the owner and not the doll.

    Please gentleman, if it looks too good to be true it probably is. We women can tell a male pretending to be a female faster than straight men because:

    Because we think in a more romantic and often reserved way when expressing our sexuality. Men who are pretenders are often crude and porn-like with their talk. Because most of us ladies don't engage males in the way we are approached by males, it stands out when we see a "female" talking just like we've seen hundreds of men talk before.

    So guys if you are not the real deal, save yourself the grief and do a little more observing so you don't stick out like a sore thumb. It's embarassing to watch how many guys feel stupid after encountering PM's with you.

    Ladies and Gentleman, feel free to add anything you'd like to this list.
     
  2. Throwaway_Evil

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    Good post. :bad: (I was going to put a thumbup here, but I like this smiley more...)
     
  3. B_NineInchCock_160IQ

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    You really have a soft spot for idiots, don't you Red? (is that why you listen to Hannity on your iPod?...)

    Why go to all this effort to warn the idjits? IMO they deserve what they get if they fall for that crap... and chances are they're not going to read this anyway and won't benefit from your charitable work here. =/ nice of you to care, though.
     
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    Very well said and a service to everyone here!

    It's very anoying that people do this for those of us who really want to see sincere female feedback.

    It's also a little weird to be a guy and enjoy arousing another guy who thinks you're a girl.

    Thanks!
     
  6. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    I must have a little bit of bleeding heart liberal in me i guess? None the less, i posted this because some men do wonder how we notice males-pretending-to-be-females so quick.

    It's more of a post about how we know rather than feeling so sorry for the males who fall for them.
     
  7. The Dragon

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    Also while on the subject of the chat room...
    Saying "is there any Vaginas/cunts/twats in the room as an opening post in chat is going to get a frosty response from the vaginas/cunts/twats in the room.
    We have long memories when it comes to these charmers.
    Later attempts to PM to ask for more gallery pictures/yahoo addresses/cam watching will fall on deaf ears.
     
  8. scottish.47

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    Right on, BHR. Having been duped one time, I now have a better idea of what to look for and how to handle it. Plus, I will not be as shy to ask specific questions myself.
     
  9. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    Ask what she uses for yeast infections or which pregnancy test is the least expensive and what's the exact color name of her lipstick. She'll know.
     
  10. ManlyBanisters

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    I just did.

    Red - why do you care so much if some horn dog is sniffing around Fuck-Me Barbie and not you. You have plenty of e-suitors and a husband with a big dick. The guys who end up drooling after Street-Corner Cindy are actually doing us a favour if you ask me - well doing me a favour anyway. They give me time to talk to something other than a straining erection with a keyboard - which is quite nice. Now - I understand that some people need a little more attention than I do and that's cool. I've been there too and do have some insight. But really - you're turning this 'fake girl' outing into a crusade when there is no need.

    Let them have their fun - the guys worth talking to can spot the fakes for themselves - the guys chasing the fakes half the time never find out and everyboody gets their rocks off. Where's the harm?
     
  11. ManlyBanisters

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    Hey look I agree with NIC!! Is there another eclipse due tonight? :confused::rolleyes::biggrin1:
     
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    I will never give out my IM willingly to any "chick" that makes a first post saying she doens't have cam but wants to get off looking at big ones. I have to talk to this supposed girl and get to know her before I do something like that. I usually like to know a girl at least a month, and know her well, before I do something like that. I'm talking about having deep conversation with her. I have to be convinced she is a real woman before I go and do something fucking dumb like camming on the first day.

    Some of the straight guys on here that just swarm a girl's first post, laying on the cheesy pickup lines and handing out their IM names is nauseating.:rolleyes:
     
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    Thanks, Dragonfly. A crude intro gets a cold shoulder. I am glad you mentioned that.
     
  14. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    This isnt about me, i didnt talk to these "females". It's because im tired of explaining how i doubt they are a female when they are telling me all about the new person who popped into chat. I'm not jealous at all. I added the REAL DOLL thing as a complete joke for those who were there.

    As for the PMs, im referring to the real time PMs you get in the chatroom. I think there are more fakers who come in there because its realtime and they are eager to talk to the big cocked guys.

    I could really care less who is attractive and female, it doesnt take skin off of my nose. The last person that duped a friend of mine on here doesnt even post anyway, so they are likely to not read this and consider me "outing" them. But i'm sure some very nice men are going to appreciate some warning signs. Given time, if you are a female it will show even if your name is Red36DD or Manly Banisters. But to the chatters who don't read posts, its harder to decipher if they are actually females by their posts.

    I wish you'd quit accusing me of needing all the attention around here because i wouldnt have enough hours in the day if everyone tickled my fancy.
     
  15. snoozan

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    I don't know the answer to any of these questions.

    *tucks away penis, errr, huge clit*
     
  16. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    MB: Just because you could care less doesnt mean that no one else does. Everyone's personality is different and what concerns them is diverse. I get tired of people bullying what people can post because they don't give a "figgity fuck"

    They might be generalizations to you, but there is a lot of red flags i mentioned that would likely make you think otherwise about the members posted gender if you didnt know them.

    Obviously people care to hear about it or else this post wouldnt have a lot of views.
     
  17. ManlyBanisters

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    Why bother explaining why you doubt they are female? What has it got to do with you?

    I'm just calling it like I see it Red - you got so paranoid you had a go at Notthe7. I just think you need to relax your slacks and let people fend for themselves.

    I'll leave you do your thing now. I wasn't looking for a fight - just putting an alternate view - Sorry you took my Real Doll comment personally - I like you, Red - I don't want to see you make a tit of yourself - which you haven't done.. so far.
     
  18. lttlgrllst

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    Very well put BHR and Dragonfly20.
    I don't even go into chat, ventured in once and instantly thought of vultures or sharks circling! Just because I have a female name. Not that I don't like the compliments and flirting but some people are so aggresive.
     
  19. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    That NotThe7 doubting was actually sarcasm. Because she disappeared as soon as Stephie did. It was a funny leap to paranoia.
     
  20. snoozan

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    if i had a dollar for everything MB didn't give a figgidy fuck about and posted about anyway, i'd have a lot of dollars. i could probably buy me and some friends a nice steak dinner. who's in?
     
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