Men w/ large penises are more intelligent

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Over the last year or so of chatting with various men on this site I noticed something odd. I hesitate to call it a theory as I have no scientific data to back it up. :redface:

Wyldgusechaz thread entitled, Genital size on a downward arc as intelligence is more treasured" really made me think about my observations. I disagree with his post but that's neither here nor there.

Of the 3 dozen or so men I have PM'd or chatted with who have penises above 7" in length and non-photoshopped pics to prove it; many are engineers, scientists, or mathematicians.
  • Why do smart men have larger than average cocks?
  • Has mother nature given intelligent men a large penis to insure the future of humanity?
  • Is there something about being an adolescent with a big cock that draws men to become engineers, scientists or mathematicians?
  • Do less intelligent men have smaller penises?

PS - This is not meant to be taken seriously. I will not be sending my findings to the New England Journal of Medicine. Nor do I think men with small penises are unintelligent.
 

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Ithink your theory is flawed NJ because you forget they're chatting to you, you're a pretty smart lady so you naturally wouldn't talk to a thick guy.
I considered that, but I never make the first move. They always make the first contact. I am not so cocky as to think I only attract smart men. :rolleyes::tongue:

Not included in my observation is NineInchCock_160IQ, we never chat or PM yet I remember his gallery and he is indeed 9". The fact I rarely agree with him doesn't negate his MENSA membership. He is living proof that smart men have bigger dicks. :cool:
 

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I think some men are intimidated by a woman they observe to be quick and smart and they'd stay away. In the chat room apart from the chancers that just appear once and try to pm everyone I know it's always the smart guys who can hold a great conversation who are going to pm me.
 

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I know I've had loads of guys claim to have some prestigious career, often their claim doesn't stand up to two minutes examination, if you're going to claim to be a doctor or a lawyer you should be aware of the basics :)
 
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This is ridiculous, honestly. Anyone who's taking this seriously would either A) Disqualify your theory because they must have big dicks (The small guys would see right through this); or B) Disqualify your theory because they are actually idiots themselves. I suggest you go take a closer look at some of the posts on this site. Not only are grammar, vocabulary and context often mauled to the point of incoherence, but the content usually consists of "Ladies, comment on my 10x6.5"."
 

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Or... people on the internet are more likely to lie. Haven't quite a few of these men also misled you about marital status?
Thats true people do seem more apt to lie online. :frown1: The men who lied about their marital status weren't in the fields I mentioned. One worked in the automotive industry, one was in construction, and one was career military. All were intelligent in their own right but they weren't in the sciences.

I know I've had loads of guys claim to have some prestigious career, often their claim doesn't stand up to two minutes examination, if you're going to claim to be a doctor or a lawyer you should be aware of the basics :)
It's hard to lie to me about being an engineer because I went to engineering school. I can call them on that pretty quickly. :cool:
 

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Got 6.5" (not overly large) but got an Engineering degree and now run a successful movement therapy and rehab centre. I'm not a Mensa candidate, but some of those guys are REAL weird, so I'm happy to say so!

Does this help you in your data gathering, njqt466?
 

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This is ridiculous, honestly. Anyone who's taking this seriously would either A) Disqualify your theory because they must have big dicks (The small guys would see right through this); or B) Disqualify your theory because they are actually idiots themselves. I suggest you go take a closer look at some of the posts on this site. Not only are grammar, vocabulary and context often mauled to the point of incoherence, but the content usually consists of "Ladies, comment on my 10x6.5"."
You make an excellent point. However, I am not talking about the mental midgets of which you speak. I didn't say this was the gospel truth! I said it was an observation with no scientific data to back it up. Sheesh! Some people get riled up over nothing. :tongue:
 

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Got 6.5" (not overly large) but got an Engineering degree and now run a successful movement therapy and rehab centre. I'm not a Mensa candidate, but some of those guys are REAL weird, so I'm happy to say so!

Does this help you in your data gathering, njqt466?
Yes it does! Clearly gay men are of superior intelligence and have big dicks. :biggrin1::cool:
 
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What about pornstars? I can tell that most of them are pretty dumb.
 

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Has nothing to do with this thread, but NJ, what a lovely face you have!

Yes, I've been meaning to comment as well. NJ you look downright beautiful in that avatar.


I agree with your theory, by the way, because I'm very smart and my chick-dick is 11 inches.