Men, What Pisses You Off About Women?

[Gillette]

This thread is inspired by the_thread started by LordPendragon. I thought it was fair to give you gents a chance to vent, too.

Ok gentlemen, gloves off. Women.

What really chafes your taint, makes your blood boil, makes you want to rip our heads off and stick it up our ass?

Go.

 

[68306]

(notices the strange absence of replies)

Hmm, It's a vast generalization, but...



"Size doesn't really matter."

 

[B_big dirigible]

What really chafes your taint, makes your blood boil, makes you want to rip our heads off and stick it up our ass?

Nothing. Not that much, anyway.

Of course if I was married that might be different.

 

[SpeedoGuy]

What really chafes your taint, makes your blood boil, makes you want to rip our heads off and stick it up our ass?

I'm outside all day trimming shrubbery, mowing lawns, raking, painting, repairing, doing all manner of yardwork. And at the end of it what do I hear?

Honey, you missed a spot.

 

[Lex]

From Married... With Children:

Al is sitting on the couch and Peggy is coming down the stairs.

Peggy: What are ya thinkin', Al?

Al: If I wanted YOU to know, I'd be TALKING.

 

[Lordpendragon]

Don't tell anyone.

Women who think that men walk around all day with their tongues hanging out; and because they have tits and ass, every guy wants to kiss their butt.

Stupid women are boring whatever their looks and body - I am afraid to admit that it pleases me to ignore them. :redface:

Sadly there are enough stupid men around to pander to their egos.

 

[B_NineInchCock_160IQ]

Mostly that nearly everything they claim to hate men for, they are guilty of themselves, often to larger degrees.

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Lp and Nic have some good points. I can only deal with the woman i have and she seldom pisses me off. :smile:

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Since nothing pisses me off about men, can I join in this thread instead?

Sweety you can join any thread you like:wink: :smile:

 

[Heather LouAnna]

Women who think that men walk around all day with their tongues hanging out; and because they have tits and ass, every guy wants to kiss their butt.

You're 80% true, yeah. I work in an office of men. It's like being Christina Applegate in the movie Anchorman.

 

[68306]

Sweety you can join any thread you like:wink: :smile:

Unless that thread is mine...

In which case you are entertaining instead of joining.

 

[invisibleman]

WHAT PISSES ME OFF ABOUT WOMEN?

1. Some women don't like gay or bi sexual men. (It is understandable.)
2. That they have a pussy.
3. That some women's clothing and colors could be really nice and real sexy if made for a man with some tailoring of course.
4. The ability to be insatiable and emotionally liquid yet logical.
5. Women who put up with men who don't treat them right.
6. Women who keep on getting pregnant by those guys.
7. Women who are very angry all the time--like my sister. (I don't like being around her.)
8. Women who think that men who can cook are trying to compete with them. (My other sister has this issue with me. I don't like the way she acts.)
9. When you tell a woman not to do something because it will not work out and when it doesn't work out--she blames you for it. (Strange.)
10. The women with most attractive men that I wanna fuck. Like the ones who are married to Tony De Sergio, Matt Damon and Michael C. Hall. I hate you fabulous beyotches.:smile: )

 

[Heather LouAnna]

2. That they have a pussy.

You sound like one of my friends.

"It's all slippery and wet and gross and slimey and soft and smelly down there. I don't know how you bitches sit down without sliding off your fucking chairs!"

 

[BigLittleMan]

women who don't respect men's privacy.

women who think everything is about them.

women who think the world evolves around them.

(actually, hate the men who ALLOW women to act this way more...)

blm

 

[Heather LouAnna]

women who think the world evolves around them.

lol but the worlds does evolve around me. It evolves around us all, man.

 

[D_N Flay Table]

lol but the worlds does evolve around me. It evolves around us all, man.

::snicker::

 

[tripod]

Absolutely Nothing!!!!!!!

 

[Ethyl]

Absolutely Nothing!!!!!!!

Liar, Liar, pants on....:firedevil:

:tongue:

 

[naughty]

YOu know guys... I have to agree with you. I hate those things too! LOL!

 

[BigLittleMan]

lol but the worlds does evolve around me. It evolves around us all, man.

depending on your meaning (i.e. you mean earth), we actually evolve around it.