I hate how they (most of them anyway) are unable to take a joke at themselves.
I also hate how they (some I've encountered) expect you to control them and don't like making their own decisions.
I hate how they can be jealous if you talk to one of their female friends (even if the friend is close to 300 lbs).
I hate how they're insecure and pester you for compliments.
I hate how they're immature with relationships.
I hate when they think they can cruise through life on good looks.
I hate how they secretly hate all of their girl friends' guts but still hang out with them anyway (sometimes to look prettier by comparison).
I hate when they're spoiled.
I hate when they're prissy.
I hate how they follow pop culture ideals of "woman"hood and don't be themselves.
I hate their vanity, though in the act, it is very much amusing.
I hate how they get trapped in bad relationships and don't leave the guy for some reason.
I've met plenty of men who exhibit the same behaviors, but they're more commonly associated with women so I had at it
. That said, my girl is perfect.