Men who measure their cocks from their ass

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    Is that why nearly all men here on this forum tend to have cocks in the 12 to 16 inch range???

    Men are the biggest liars. I have chatted with guys who bragged about an 8, 9 or even 10 inch cock, and when they pulled it out on cam, it was visibly no more than 5 inches. Pathetic.

    Even when a dude does not measure from his ass, he always adds an extra inch or two to his measurement. Here is the formula: whenever a guy tells you his erect length, subtract 2 inches. That should give you his real measurement.
     
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    DANGER NOTICE TO ALL LPSG MEMBERS

    Look at all the postings made by this lady and then make up your own mind

    Be afraid, be very afraid
     
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    Of all my time lurking on these boards... i have yet to see more than like 2 maybe even 1 claim of 16 inches without a picture. In fact i rarely see over 12 without pictures, but hey most of the men on this board are really well endowed.
     
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    I guess some people are so far removed from reality and so deeply depressed they come out with all sorts of shite online to compensate.
     
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    Even the so-called 9 and 10 inch guys are lying. Pictures are worthless to judge by, as most dicks can be made to look bigger than they really are.
     
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    Why do men lie about their size online? For the same reason dogs lick their own balls in public: because they can.
     
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    And the same way men lie about their gender and come up with bizarre, pathetic attention seeking female personas.
    Tragic, huh?
     
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    Sandra - I want your puppies.
     
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    Sandra Lesbowicz is the only true 16 inches here
     
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    How much would you pay for a used pair of my panties?
     
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    That would depend on who had "used" them, sweetheart.
     
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    panties?

    I think he was calling you a bitch! lol bit tired tonight are we?

    Unless your about to crawl into bed with them why do you give a rats ass how big they are? It's not like you have one to be concerened about measuring upto.
     
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    Depends.
     
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    Stop talking about Supersized like that. You know he's 14 x 11. :biggrin1:
     
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    Lmao, good going. Now he's going to invade this thread with his ridiculous claims.
     
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    -2inches
    got that would make me 3inches :(
     
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    Pull up one of his posts and look for a certain little word under his name. He won't be back for a few days.
     
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    you sound very bitter, what happened?
    poor you!
     
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    I think I'm in love. I wish Sandra had a gallery.
     
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    Bingo.
     
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