Men who sit to pee

[deleted817718]

Do any other men here sit to pee?
I have now for 6 years, since moving in with my, now wife, then girlfriend. On week one of living with her she called me into the bathroom and told me to sit on the toilet, which I did. And she explained that she sits to pee and none of it gets on the floor. However I stand to pee and can't seem to not get it on the floor. So from now on, she told me, I either sit to pee or she uses my shirts to mop up my piss. From then on I never stood to urniate again at home, then as it became habit I stopped standing to pee everywhere else.

 

[deleted817718]

Sounds like 2 pussies live at your house bro.

Pretty much yes. I'm a real beta male

 

[1040806]

I've always stood for peeing. But for the past 6-7months, my foreskin restoration is so successful that I find it easier at home for now to sit to pee until I learn to master my new foreskin and stop splashing pee all over the place ! : -) : -)
When in public though, and need to use the urinal, I simply remove my o-ring, retract the skin and pee as usual. But because the new foreskin doesn't yet roll up on its own over the glans, I have to put back the o-ri g and manually replace the skin and some dudes find it weird when they see me, lol !

 

[Nak Ed]

Depends...if home yes. I can read the mail, surf the internet post to LPSG...lol. When out never! And I stand back from the urinal for a couple of reasons....lol

 

[TinyPrincess]

Do any other men here sit to pee?
I have now for 6 years, since moving in with my, now wife, then girlfriend. On week one of living with her she called me into the bathroom and told me to sit on the toilet, which I did. And she explained that she sits to pee and none of it gets on the floor. However I stand to pee and can't seem to not get it on the floor. So from now on, she told me, I either sit to pee or she uses my shirts to mop up my piss. From then on I never stood to urniate again at home, then as it became habit I stopped standing to pee everywhere else.

She sounds like me

 

[deleted817718]

She sounds like me

I'm glad she's not the only one!

 

[TexanStar]

Do any other men here sit to pee?

Only if I'm poopin' at the same time.

 

[mtguy1972]

I sometimes will if I'm at work and have khaki pants on to avoid splashback/dribble drops. Otherwise, standing to pee is one privilege of being male!

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Only if I'm poopin' at the same time.

My man is +1 to this^

ETA: And, sometimes he pees on the floor on accident. He just cleans it up himself before I find it.

 

[pinokio]

I almost always sit when I am at home. What is the difference? What is the problem? I have a clean toilet and 1. no problem to decide if I poo or not 2. no problem of spilling urine on the floor.

 

[twoton]

I sit, dammit. And I want any guys who visit my house to sit also. I don't want anyone's piss, mine or some other guy's, splattering around in my house.

 

[BIGBULL29]

I sit, dammit. And I want any guys who visit my house to sit also. I don't want anyone's piss, mine or some other guy's, splattering around in my house.

If it's a male guest, please put your dick in the toilet bowl. I don't want piss on or around the toilet.

 

[palakaorion]

As we age, sometimes there is no "sweet spot" between "close enough to get the pee in the toilet" and "so close that splashback is a problem." Sad but true.

 

[jaycar]

a few days ago i brought my wife lunch at her workplace and it was brought up about using the bathroom in the mornings in front of another lady she works with. I am friends with her husband and for some reason my wife brought up about me sitting down to pee esp. in the mornings. The other lady laughed really hard and said that was funny. I got embarrassed and asked my wife why she would even bring that up. She said because she had told her about how hard of a time it was for her husband to pull down his big cock to pee in the mornings to hit the toilet so they had started taking showers together and he had just started doing it in the shower the first time. She said that her husbands wouldn't fit in the toilet but my wife told her i didn't have any problem and said it was best if i sat to pee all the time. After we ate and I was about to leave I had to use the bathroom. My wife's co-worker told me it sounded like I had better sit down because no one wanted to clean up after me. When I looked in the bathroom mirror my face was blood red and my little cock was finally hard as a rock.

 

[Infernal]

When I worked in an office, sometimes it was nice to get away from the desk and sit quietly for a few minutes. It had nothing to do with why I went to the bathroom in the first place. That being said, I don't understand how a grown adult man can't seem to aim at a large bowl of water.

 

[TexanStar]

I stand to pee and can't seem to not get it on the floor

sometimes he pees on the floor on accident.

I don't want piss ... around the toilet.

I don't want anyone's piss, mine or some other guy's, splattering around in my house.

Yeesh. I can't say I don't dribble on the seat from time to time (which I'll always clean off), but how hard is it to keep it off the floors? Here's a good instructional video I found on Youtube for you guys.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Yeesh. I can't say I don't dribble on the seat from time to time (which I'll always clean off), but how hard is it to keep it off the floors?

Hey, at least he cleans it up.

 

[mako shark]

I can't void my penis correctly when sitting on the toilet so I stand. This reminds me of a time we were at a friends house and they had a sign posted above the toilet that said "take another step, your not as big as you think you are"

 

[Wave85]

My man is +1 to this^

ETA: And, sometimes he pees on the floor on accident. He just cleans it up himself before I find it.

+2

 

[someperson]

Sounds like 2 pussies live at your house bro.

just wait tell their period syncs up

the real reason for that is small flaccid dick they dont work well for pissing I'm 4.5" soft and it's fairly easy to piss with out making a mess